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Matchstick Men
Nicholas Griffin
2003		One, two, three. One, two, three. -Well, congratulations. -Excuse me? You`re a guaranteed winner of one of three fabulous prizes. -Have you e...Rate it:

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Mater and The Ghostlight
Joe Ranft
2006		I'll have the daily special when you get a chance... Gosh, sure is a nice night. It sure is... a nice night. I sure hope Mater isn't waiting a...Rate it:

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Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly
Maz Jobrani
2009		1 HEY, MAZ. TWO MINUTES TO AIR. THANKS, BUDDY. OH, MY GOD. TWO MINUTES TILL AIR. I CAN'T DO THIS. THIS IS MY OWN SPECIAL. I'M NOT THAT SPEC...Rate it:

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jesse Andrews
2015		I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...Rate it:

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Me and Mrs Jones
Oriane Messina
2012		1 INT. GEMMA’S BATHROOM. MORNING 1 CHARLOTTE and JESS are in their school uniforms, GEMMA looks scruffy and is trying to tie her hair in a pony...Rate it:

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ME AND MY MOTHER
Haro Chilumo
2023		Breth, 10, lives with his young single mother. His mother is a partier and a drunkard. He spends most of the time at his neigbors'. The woes ...Rate it:

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Me and Orson Welles
Robert Kaplow
2008		In 1592 Shakespeare had already - actor and playwright. It is not known how his career started. However, we know that he was in 1594 - joined ...Rate it:

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Me and the Colonel
S.N. Behrman
1958		Information has just been received of the advance of the German army. They are expected in Paris in the next 24 hours. Premier Reynaud said th...Rate it:

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Me and You
Niccolò Ammaniti
2012		Well'? Nothing. So you took off, went away and left him on his own'? Yes. It's normal. Normal'? He wouldn't have helped me either. - But ho...Rate it:

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Me Myself And Irene
Peter Farrelly
2000		(drumroll) (rousing orchestral fanfare playing) (fanfare ends) ♪♪ I got a star on my car and one on my chest ♪♪ ♪♪ A gun on my hip and the right to...Rate it:

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Me, Them and Lara
Francesca Marciano
2009		ME, THEM AND LARA Ladies and gentlemen, in a few minutes we'll land in Rome's Da Vinci Airport. Sir, your seatbelt and tray. - Giulio! - Carl...Rate it:

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Melinda and Melinda
Woody Allen
2004		The essence of life isn't comic. lt's tragic. There's nothing intrinsically funny about the terrible facts of human existence. l disagree. Phil...Rate it:

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Melvin and Howard
Bo Goldman
1980		[Chirruping] [Engine drones in distance] Ya-haa! [Laughs] [Laughs] [Groans] [Car radio. # Crazy Horse. Gone Dead Train] # My engine was pum...Rate it:

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Men and Wolves
Giuseppe De Santis
1957		Men and Wolves In Abruzzo, with the first frosts, when flocks and shepherds leave the high ground over which is about to stretch out the white ...Rate it:

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Men at Work
Emilio Estevez
1990		I can't support this activity any longer, Max. Relax, Jack. Only two more days and we move our whole disposal operation north - out of your jur...Rate it:

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Men Behind The Sun
Mei Liu
1988		original site and ruins of Manchu 731 Ping Fang District, Harbin, China Prior to the Second World War the Japanese Militarists had occupied N.E....Rate it:

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Men In Black
Ed Solomon
1997		Start [The opening titles, cast, and crew are shown as a small bug flies around the screen before being swallowed by a dragonfly, which then flies ...Rate it:

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Men in Black
Ed Solomon
1997		EXT. ROAD - TEXAS/MEXICO BORDER - NIGHT A million stars wink in the night desert sky. Down here on earth, an insect...Rate it:

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Men in Black 3
Etan Cohen
2012		[DOOR BUZZES] [DOOR LOCKS] [SLOSHING] [BEEPING] Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor. I guess one every 40 years is okay. [SCANNER WHI...Rate it:

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Men in Black II
Robert Gordon
2002		Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves. Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence... ... a quasi-government agenc...Rate it:

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Men in War
Philip Yordan
1957		Red Dog 2, calling Sunrise 6. Come in, Sunrise 6. This is Red Dog 2, calling Sunrise 6. Come in, Sunrise 6. Come in, Sunrise 6. Red Dog 2, cal...Rate it:

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Men of Boys Town
James Kevin McGuinness
1941		All right, fellows. There'll be no more classes today. Quiet down! Not so fast. You've all got to be back here in an hour. Now I want the band ...Rate it:

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Men of Honor
Scott Marshall Smith
2000		Thirty six hours ago, an American B-52 bomber... crashed into the Mediterranean Sea. Moments before impact, the bomber's crew... jettisoned a...Rate it:

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Men Vs Women
Fausto Brizzi
2010		"Maschi Contro Femmine" "Boys versus girls" TranslationRUBELRAFSUB-Eng Sorry ... And 'my daughter was born Margaret my puppy. It 'just that e...Rate it:

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