Men in Black II

Synopsis: Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. And now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Director(s): Barry Sonnenfeld

Actors: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle

Production: Columbia Pictures

4 wins & 15 nominations.


IMDB:: 6.1
Metacritic:: 49
Rotten Tomatoes:: 39%

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: PG-13
Year:: 2002
: 88 min
: $190,400,000
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Mysteries in History,
with your host, Peter Graves.
Although no one has ever been able
to prove their existence...
... a quasi-government agency,
the Men in Black...
... supposedly carries out operations
here on Earth...
... in order to k eep us safe from aliens
throughout the galaxies.
Here is one of their stories
that "never happened"...
... from one of their files
that doesn't exist.
flee their planet...
... in order to escape the clutches
of the evil Kylothian, Serleena.
Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring
with them their greatest treasure...
The Light of Zartha,
a cosmic force so powerful...
... that in the wrong hands it could
lead to the annihilation of Zartha.
The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna,
beseeched the Men in Black...
... to hide the Light from Serleena.
But they had no choice.
Intervention would have meant
the destruction of the Earth.
However, in an act of galactic bravery,
the Men in Black subdued Serleena...
... allowing the Zarthans to escape...
... so they might hide the Light
on another planet.
Serleena, released from her captors,
v owed that the Light would be hers...
... and that she would destroy
any planet that stood in her way.
And so, never knowing what happened...
... the people of Earth were saved
by a secret society of protectors...
... known as the Men in Black.
Harvey!
Harvey, get over here!
Harvey. Heel, heel!
You're barking at the moon, moron.
Harvey. Harvey!
Hey, pretty lady.
You taste good.
Hey, what the...?
Yeah, you too.
Nothing fancy, no heroics.
By the book.
Got it. Hey!
Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy?
- We were wondering why you're here.
- The man's talking to you.
You know our arrangements.
Stay in the E, F and R subway lines...
...and you get all the garbage
you want.
What the hell are you doing here,
worm boy?
Tee.
Jeff...
Excuse my partner.
He's new and he's...
...kind of stupid.
...kind of stupid.
You getting big, Jeff.
Boy, what you been eating?
You like jokes, huh?
Jeffrey!
All right.
Sweet dreams, big boy.
Sweet dreams...
...big boy.
Transit authority.
Move to the forward car.
We got a bug in the electrical system.
People! We got a bug
in the electrical system!
Now y'all running?
No, no, no! Sit down!
It's only a 600-foot worm.
- Everybody out.
- Put the hammer down on this thing.
I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater.
I decide what happens.
You decide?
Okay, come here. Come here.
Larry? That's my man, Jeff.
- Larry just made a decision.
- Larry need to take his ass in there.
Don't make me do this, Jeff!
Eighty-first Street.
Just a second.
May I have your attention, please?
We thank you
for participating in our drill.
Had this been an emergency,
you'd have been eaten.
Because you don't listen.
You're ignorant.
How a man gonna bash through...?
That's the problem with New Yorkers.
"We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm!
Save us, Mr. Black Man!"
I ask you nice, " Move to the next car."
You just sit there like...
Thank you for participating.
Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,
energy-efficient subway cars.
Watch your step.
You will have a nice evening.
I need a cleanup crew
at 81 st and Central Park West.
Revoke Jeff's movement privileges.
Have him escorted
to the Chambers Street station.
And please check the expiration date
on the unipod worm tranquillizers.
Sorry, fellas. Station closed.
- Emergency drill. For your safety.
- Do you believe these putzes?
You're welcome.
I know, by the book.
Tee, when was the last time
we just looked at the stars?
This is a test. I can do this.
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Robert Gordon

Robert Gordon is an American screenwriter and producer. His writing credits consist of Addicted to Love (1997), Galaxy Quest (1999), Men in Black II (2002), and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004). He also was an associate producer on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004). more…

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