Men Vs Women

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Fausto Brizzi
Production: Medusa
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
113 min

"Maschi Contro Femmine"

"Boys versus girls"


Sorry ...

And 'my daughter was born Margaret

my puppy.

It 'just that everybody knows.

Excuse me a moment,

there is a mishap.

Excuse me,

Why did you put a cover

blue to my daughter Margaret,

the number 1 7?

If you can control ...

I'm curious ...

And then!

Number 1 7 ...

is a fine boy of 3.8 kg.



we must take

a little more 'blue paint.


Do not scream, it was just asleep.

Luckily, I was going to try

an exorcist in the Yellow Pages.

Not enough!

- Love.

- My love.

(WALTER) Listen ...

If that speech riprendessimo

we had suspended a month ago?

No, again I go

and then there's Pauline.

the children do not remember anything

the first 5 years of life.

- Bella ...

- (screaming) I told you that I'm not going!


Are you happy? Bravo!

- Love, do not cry!

- Well, but ...

Barley in a large cup

with half sugar cube.

ll bartender starts to hate me!

Thanks, Renato.

- I have done, are we going?

- But it's the one!

Exactly half a day!

- Today is pest control.

- Fantastic!

Will I be able to rid

even my house!

- My panzerotto Italian!

- Are you soda!

You yes, you are soda, my Cuban!




But you know you look like so much?

Two drops of water!

One is confused ...

Dear, do not come

to hasty conclusions!

Honey, you're right!

Love, forgive me, I am a victim

of mistaken identity!

- I love you.

- Oh yeah?


Do not get me wrong, I was wrong!

I adore him!

Do not you remember that the diamond

I gave you for the anniversary?

It was not a gift,

was a compensation.

Excuse me.

Watch that her husband loves her ...

a lot.

Gala dinner tonight?

But you ... still open

the hunting season?

- Why do you hunt?

- Yes, 12 months a year.

Also at gunpoint,

do not miss a beat.

- I would not have thought it?

- ln fact is not true.

She is Claire, my lovely

nearby, she likes to joke.

Very pleased, Tatiana.

- Tatiana ... missing in your

collection! - What a collection you do?


- Why do you chase chickens?

- Of course, it is his specialty.

Him before the trumpet, and then the hunt.

- I do not understand.

- I must be more explicit?

What a shame, we arrived!

ll Time flies when you're having fun.

- Good conversation!

- Thank you.

- Male chauvinist pig!

- Frigid freak!


(DlEGO) You're hurting me! Spring! Piano!

(TATlANA) Come on!

(TATlANA) whoops!

(DlEGO howls)

- How we live together?

- Two years and three months.

- I read it on the balance of the gas.

- And I've never seen him so down?

Six more times.

are positive:

within a couple of days, call me.

- Sure, sure.

- (LA lMlTA)''Yes, yes''...


two hours of absolute domination?

If you lose, force you

to come dressed in pink.

I'm in!

Why Daisy left you?

It 'ran away with another?

No, but you say?

There 's been in Zimbabwe to try

the true taste of Africa.

In your opinion, what is the first thing

you taste in Africa?

- It will be in bed with a vatussa.

- There are vatusse lesbians?

It 'full!

I would not stop the funeral,

but I made gazpacho.


according to the method,''a fucking dog.''

Why this sudden blow

culinary generosity?

I do not have the money to pay rent

and I have to be nice to you.


Let's feed

Tutankhamun also?

(ANDREA) Mom, dine with us?

- I have not eaten for two days.

- No, thanks.

I want to die, suffer a lot.


After winning the Kamchatka,

I wanted to share with you

a happy moment of my life.

- Last Saturday, my mother-in-law died.

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Fausto Brizzi

Fausto Brizzi (Rome, 15 November 1968) is an Italian screenwriter, producer and film director. Fausto Brizzi got a Degree in directing at the "Centro Sperimentale di Cinematografia" in July 1994. After several theatrical experience and some rewarded shorts, from 1994 he dedicated in writing television and film plots. He wrote for numerous TV fictions (among others: Il mio amico Babbo Natale (My friend Santa Claus), with Lino Banfi and Gerry Scotti, Valeria medico legale with Claudia Koll, Non ho l'età, with Marco Columbro, Sei forte maestro, with Emilio Solfrizzi, Onora il padre with Leo Gullotta; Lui e lei with Vittoria Belvedere, Benedetti dal Signore, with Ezio Greggio and Enzo Iacchetti, Due imbroglioni e mezzo (Two cheaters and a half), with Claudio Bisio and Sabrina Ferilli. He also wrote a dozen of films with great success (among others:Bodyguards, Merry Christmas, Natale sul Nilo, Natale in India, Christmas in love, Natale a Miami, Natale a New York e Natale in crociera, all directed by Neri Parenti). Notte prima degli esami (The Night Before The Exams), his debut as director, was rewarded at about fifty Italian and international film festivals. Among the prizes the most important David di Donatello, the Ciak d'oro, the Telegatto, the Sky Award and the award of public at the Festival of Annecy. The film was the Italian phenomenon of 2006, collecting more than 15 million Euro and creating a series of side initiatives including a successful novel, an academic journal, a Disney cartoon (written by Brizzi with Riccardo Secchi), a musical directed by Saverio Marconi and a "new-quel", a transposition in modern times titled Notte prima degli esami - oggi (The Night Before The Exams - Today, film that has exceeded the success of the first (among the record established that the Italian film with the largest collection in the first day of programming, about one million euros). A novel of great success was taken from this film. In January 2008 he won his second Telegatto as "Best Film of the Year". In the summer of 2008 a remake of "The Night Before The Exams" was published with Michel Blanc in the role of Professor Martineau (in the Italian version "Martinelli", that was interpreted by Giorgio Faletti). In December 2008, during the Professional Film Days in Sorrento, he has been awarded the "Golden Ticket" (the 9th consecutive) for the screenplay of Natale in crociera (The Christmas Cruise). In 2008 he wrote the film Amici miei 400 directed by Neri Parenti, Oggi Sposi directed by Luca Lucini and a new work to Marco Martani, The thriller La notte di Peter Pan (The night of Peter Pan). His third project as director, the ensemble comedy "Ex", dedicated to the finished love, was released on 6 February 2009. Among the cast: Silvio Orlando, Claudia Gerini, Claudio Bisio, Flavio Insinna, Cristiana Capotondi, Gianmarco Tognazzi, Elena Sofia Ricci, Fabio De Luigi, Nancy Brilli, Alessandro Gassman, Claudia Gerini, Cécile Cassel, Malik Zidi, Vincenzo Salemme and Giorgia Wurth.In November 2017, he has been accused of sexual harassment. more…

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