Trainwreck Page #6

19.

AMY:

Yeah I don’t really see it that

way.

INT. AMY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Amy and Steven are having sex.

AMY:

Can we mix it up a little bit? Willyou talk dirty to me? Come on.

STEVEN:

Amy, no. That’s not something I dowell at. OK? I’m more physical inhow I communicate.

AMY:

You’re gonna be great at it.

STEVEN:

I’m gonna sound stupid. I don’t

want to sound stupid.

AMY:

You’re not gonna sound stupid.

Clear your mind and say whateverpops in it. Just try it. Just sayanything.

STEVEN:

I’m gonna give you my full pecker.

AMY:

OK.

STEVEN:

Because of the pecs, but pecker is

kind like my dick.

AMY:

I understood what you meant bypecker.

STEVEN:

I’m gonna fill you with protein.

Give you the protein you need tosurvive. Making muscles. I’m gonnaput my green drink in you. Betakeratin and vegetable mix.

20.

AMY:

Can it not be about protein orenergy or nutrition? Can you talkabout like sex stuff?

STEVEN:

Alright.

AMY:

Yes, OK, just sexy stuff. Talk to

me.

STEVEN:

There’s no “i” in team, but there’s

an “i” in win. You can’t spell

victory without t-r-y. Winning

isn’t everything, it’s the onlything.

AMY:

These are all just phrases, likesports phrases. Are these Nikeslogans? Please.

STEVEN:

Do you want just do it, do you wantthat one?

AMY:

No. Just have sex with me and saysome dirty sh*t.

Steven says something in Chinese.

AMY (CONT’D)

What is that?

STEVEN:

I’m talking to you dirty inChinese. That’s what I’m doing.

AMY:

What?

STEVEN:

I’ve been studying Mandarin in myoff time. (speaks Chinese again)

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

AMY:

Please don’t speak Chinese orwhatever during sex.

21.

STEVEN:

Ok, I got it.

AMY:

I’m sorry I don’t mean to be sopicky. You look discouraged andyou’re doing great.

STEVEN:

I told you I wasn’t going to be anygood at this. Can we try somethingelse?

AMY:

Yeah. Talk about the first time you

saw me.

STEVEN:

That’s easy. I remember it like itwas yesterday. I was just gettingdone in the gym. You were leavingthat pizza place, remember?

AMY:

Yeah.

STEVEN:

Yeah and you were holding onto thatbox. And you walked out and youwere wearing those jeans. Oh godthey looked so good. From behindyou looked like a dude.

AMY:

What?

Steven orgasms which you can only tell because his eyes bulgeout of his head and he makes a little pained noise. Hecollapses and wraps his arms around her and smiles.

STEVEN:

Don't move. Don’t move. Don’t move

at all. Don’t move at all anything.

Ah, you’re moving your arm. Fudgeripple ice cream! Yeah. That wasgreat. We got to make that part ofour program. You’re really on tosomething.

He high fives her.

STEVEN (CONT’D)

Amy, don’t forget to hydrate babe.

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