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22.
Amy just stares ahead. She looks over at him. He is chugginga gallon of water in the bathroom with a small washcloth overhis raised penis.
STEVEN (CONT’D)
We went verbal. The boys make thenoise.
EXT. AMY’S APARTMENT - DAY
Noam panhandles.
NOAM:
Yes I’m loving it, rastaman.
Digging it. With the rolling bag,
mixed messages. Come back overhere, I love you on Glee.
Amy walks up.
AMY:
How’s it going?
NOAM:
Amy, what’s happening?
AMY:
You got a new sign?
The sign says:
“I blame you” on one side and “Lift me up” onthe other.NOAM:
Yeah you know I'm working a coupleideas out.
AMY:
NOAM:
Oh how is he?
AMY:
Eh, we put him in an assisted
living facility, I don’t know hownice it is actually.
NOAM:
I know exactly how you feel. Thecar I take a sh*t in, they towed
it.
23.
AMY:
Sucks. Sorry man, I’ll see youlater.
NOAM:
See you later, I’ll be here. Hey,
I’m digging that back camel-toe.
INT. ASSISTED LIVING TV ROOM - DAY
GORDON (late 50s), in a wheelchair, eating animal crackers.
Others in the room are very old. Gordon and Amy watch TV.
NORMAN (99) has the floor, sits with MAX.
NORMAN:
What a ridiculous statement, you’retalking about the most talentedplayer on all levels. None of thesebums are the equal of Babe Ruth.
GORDON:
Norman, Babe Ruth was awful.
AMY:
Stop it.
NORMAN:
AMY:
Be nice to him.
GORDON:
I am nice to him. He’s not nice to
me.
NORMAN:
Babe Ruth was a superhero. He wasSuperman.
GORDON:
It’s easy to be Superman whenyou’ve never played against a blackguy your whole life.
NORMAN:
What does white, black got to dowith it?
GORDON:
Every twelve year-old in theDominican Republic right now couldprobably beat Babe Ruth.
24.
NORMAN:
Blah blah blah blah blah.
GORDON:
Before 1947 it’s one big asterisk.
AMY:
Can you just keep a low profile forlike two weeks here?
GORDON:
Oh I’m sorry I don’t want to offendany of these people, f***ing each
other with viagra day and night,
God forbid.
AMY:
Can you just be nice and makefriends?
GORDON:
After seven o’clock, after dinner
it turns into Caligula around here,
trust me. It’s a madhouse. Like
the Playboy Mansion for Chrissakes.
AMY:
This place?
GORDON:
Yes. You got my Mets stuff?
AMY:
Yeah.
GORDON:
Amy?
AMY:
I’ll bring it by.
GORDON:
Amy? Look at me. Amy.
AMY:
Kim made me throw a lot of it away.
GORDON:
Kim made you. Your little sister.
AMY:
She’s mean as a dog.
25.
GORDON:
Jesus.
AMY:
I tried. I’m so sorry.
GORDON:
What do I care, it’s all
memorabilia? I’m memorabilia at
this point.
AMY:
Don't say that.
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