Trainwreck script
Trainwreck (2015)
Synopsis: Trainwreck is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Judd Apatow and written by Amy Schumer. The film stars Schumer and Bill Hader along with an ensemble cast that includes Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, John Cena, Tilda Swinton and LeBron James. The film is about a hard-drinking, promiscuous young magazine writer named Amy (Schumer) who has her first serious relationship with a sports doctor named Aaron (Hader).

EXT. GARAGE - DUSK

FLASHBACK:
AMY and KIM, ages nine and five, sitting on thehood of the car. Kim holds a doll. GORDON is in front of

them.

GORDON:

Girls, your mother and I are

getting divorced. Don’t cry. I know

you’re upset. I know you’re

confused. I don’t know what you’re

mother told you, but let me explain

it from my side in terms you can

understand. You got your doll,

right? You got your doll there.

KIM:

Yeah.

GORDON:

You like your doll, right? You love

your doll.

KIM:

Yeah.

GORDON:

You love the doll. But what if I

told you that was the only doll you

were allowed to play with the rest

of your life? How would you feel?

KIM:

Sad.

GORDON:

You’d feel sad of course because

there’s a lot of other dolls on

your shelf. And if you play with

the other dolls you can’t have that

doll anymore. Even though that doll

doesn’t really want to play with

you at this point. You’re both

living a lie. There’s other dolls

you like and they’re making new

dolls every year. You want a

stewardess doll?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a slightly overweight

cocktail waitress doll?

2.

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a doll who happens to bebest friends with your main doll?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

It could happen, right?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a doll you only playwith one day and never see again?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about if your friend’s playingwith a doll and needs you to kindof man up with the other doll? Youdon’t even want to play with thatdoll, but you do it because yourfriend’s playing with that doll andyou don’t want to sit there andleave the other doll unattended.

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

So that’s why me and Mom aregetting divorced. Monogamy isn’trealistic.

AMY AND KIM:

(chanting)

Monogamy isn’t realistic.

GORDON:

Again.

AMY & KIM

Monogamy isn’t realistic.

GORDON:

Again.

3.

SUPER:
23 YEARS LATER

INT. OLI’S HOUSE - NIGHT

One bedroom. Shitty “Scarface” poster on the wall. Pieced

together furniture. Dirty fish tank. BOD body spray. AMY andOLI (handsome 30’s) are kissing hard and drunk.

AMY:

I never do this. This is so weird

for me.

Amy pulls out a variety of condoms from a little wallet. Olistrips down.

AMY (CONT’D)

I really like these ones. Oh no.

Shit. That’s your dick?

OLI:

Uh huh.

AMY:

Too big. Your dick doesn’t end. Why

doesn’t your dick end? Have you

ever fucked someone before? Where

is she buried? That looks like the

whole cast of Game of Thrones.

OLI:

Come here.

They kiss on the bed.

AMY:

You know what? I’m like really shy,

so we should probably do this firsttill I feel comfortable with you.

OLI:

Kind of a warm up, I know. You

taste like mango.

AMY:

Just stop talking, ok? Just do the

alphabet. Hang up at the top.

Everything important’s up at the

top.

She is close. It seems like it is going to be very climactic.

She comes. It is quick and short, and then she passes outcold and lightly snores.

4.

OLI:

Amy? Hey, I think it’s my turn.

She continues to snore. Oli rolls over to sleep.

Amy smiles. She is awake.

AMY (V.O.)

Hey guys, I’m Amy. Don’t judge mefuckers. I’m just a sexual girl. I

am fine. I am in control.

INT. AMY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Short shots of different guys leaving her apartment.

AMY (V.O.)

This is clearly not my first rodeo.

The key is to never ever let themsleep over.

ONE-NIGHT STAND GUY 1

I got a couple tix for The Black

Keys. Friday night.

AMY:

Ooh, bye.

A different guy at the door.

AMY (CONT’D)

Alright, goodnight.

Another one-night stand stands at her door.

AMY (CONT’D)

Bye, goodnight.

He turns back and shrugs.

ONE-NIGHT STAND GUY 4

I guess I do love pussy.

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Amy Beth Schumer[1] (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the creator, co-producer, co-writer and star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which debuted on Comedy Central in 2013 and has received a Peabody Award. Schumer has been nominated for five Primetime Emmy Awards for her work on the series, winning for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series in 2015. That year, she also wrote and starred in the comedy film Trainwreck, receiving nominations for the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. more…

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