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Richard Dewhurst
1987		Hey, it's 104 degrees, (40C) and if that doesn't wipe you out, a jammed weapon will. Remember, guys, keep it clean and keep your head low. "H...Rate it:

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Henry Gilroy
2014		1 DR. CRULER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Attention all hydra defense units! Proceed to the South platform. Lethal force is authorized. ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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Unknown
2016		-Next on "Great Performances," how did a musical based on the life of an overlooked founding father become the hottest ticket in town? The sh...Rate it:

(4.60 / 5 votes)

Monica Johnson
1985		1EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT Sold sign is posted in front of a house. SHOT OF SIGN. CUT TO: 2INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME NIGHT The house is empty e...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)

Sacha Baron Cohen
2006		KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. ...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)

Aki Kaurismäki
1989		That's crap. Why? Not commercial. Go to America. Over there, they swallow any kind of crap. Call my cousin. Hotel Mansfield, Manhattan. Pekk...Rate it:

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David Sheffield
1988		Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. - Happy birthday, your Highness. - Yes, it is my birthda...Rate it:

(3.75 / 8 votes)

David Mamet
1992		SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Christopher Markus
2014		On your left. On your left. On my left. Got it. Don't say it. Don't you say it. - On your left. - Come on! Need a medic? I need a new set of...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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Noah Baumbach
2015		INT. DORM ROOM. DAY A dark room. We hear movement from outside. A key in thelock. The door opens, light from the hallway silhouettesTracy as she ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)

Christopher Markus
2016		1 Longing Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight car Good morning, Soldier. Ready to comply. I have a mi...Rate it:

(2.43 / 7 votes)

Christopher Markus
2011		Lovingly cooked by Bakemstr You the guys from Washington? You get many other visitors out here? How long you been on site? Since this morning. ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)

Mike Judge
1996		The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from what seems like gia...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff: Hi, everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. Achmed: Greetings, infidels. I am Achmed, the dead terrorist. Jeff: I have a question for you, Achmed. Achmed:...Rate it:

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John Eskow
1990		There are no American combat forces in Laos. We are concerned by the North Vietnamese move into Laos. 50000 North Vietnamese are there at the ...Rate it:

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Joyce Eliason
2009		Kids, living on the street Have you ever talked to one? Most come from homes where they're abused, often by their parents who were supposed to...Rate it:

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Elia Kazan
1963		My name is Elia Kazan. I am a Greek by blood, a Turk by birth... and an American, because my uncle made a journey. This story was told me over...Rate it:

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