Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror

and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from

what seems like giant footsteps. There are pieces of building

debris falling everywhere, people getting crushed, power lines

coming down, etc. - complete pandemonium. It all looks very much

like a Japanese animated King-Kong or Godzilla movie. We hear the

footsteps getting closer and the ground shaking becomes more

intense - more debris falling. Then we see a HUGE BLACK TENNIS

SHOE come into frame and smash a National Guard truck. As we pan

up, we see the white socks, then the red shorts, the AC/DC T-

shirt, then we hear the familiar, "Huh huh huh." - only it's a

huge sound...this is a THREE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL BUTT-HEAD. "Butt-

Kong" continues his path of destruction - stomping on cars and

buildings and saying, "This is cool. Huh huh huh."

Airplanes and tanks start firing at Butt-Head (Butt-Kong).

He looks irritated and says, "Cut it out butt-munch!" Butt-Head

swats at the planes, sending them crashing to the ground and

stomps on the tanks. Then, something catches his eye. Butt-Head

reaches into a skyscraper and picks up a nice looking woman - a

lot like the one from the King Kong movie. He looks down at her in

his hand and goes wide-eyed, "Whoa! Huh huh huh." The woman

screams in terror as Butt-Head looks down at her and tries a few

lame pick up lines. "Uuuuh...Hey baby. I'm like, pretty tall. Huh

huh huh." He swats down a helicopter that is circling his head,

"Dammit, I'm trying to score!" The helicopter goes down in flames.

We CUT TO some guys sitting on a tank firing at him. They notice

giant footsteps coming from the other direction and turn the tank

around. Through their binoculars we see a THREE-HUNDRED FOOT

BEAVIS coming from the horizon. The giant Beavis is even more

destructive than Butt-Kong (maybe he could be breathing fire).

Beavis starts trying to pick up on Butt-Head's woman. Butt-Head

puts the woman down and he and Beavis begin to go at it, leveling

the city with one of their stupid juvenile smack-fights.

We CROSS-DISSOLVE from three-hundred foot Beavis shaking

Butt-Kong to Butt-Head asleep on the couch with Beavis shaking

him.

INT. B&B'S HOME - DAY

BEAVIS (O.C.)

Butt-Head! Butt-Head! Hey, Butt-Head!

Butt-Head is dead asleep on the couch. Beavis shakes him.

BEAVIS:

Butt-Head, wake up, wake up!

Butt-Head comes around.

BUTT-HEAD

Dammit, Beavis, I was about to score.

Huh huh.

BEAVIS:

Yeah, but check it out. It's gone!

BUTT-HEAD

What's gone?

BEAVIS:

The TV.

Beavis is making STRANGE NOISES, in a state of shock.

Butt-Head rubs his eyes and looks at the empty space where the TV

was.

BUTT-HEAD

Uuuuuuh, huh huh. Uuh,...

Out the window, we see two YOUNG MEN carrying B&B's TV into their

van.

Still on the couch, Butt-Head looks over at the broken window. We

see a CROWBAR lying on the floor, and the front door left open.

Butt-Head looks at the BROKEN WINDOW, at the CROWBAR, the OPEN

DOOR, then back at the EMPTY SPACE where the TV was. He does this

a couple of times - piecing it all together.

BUTT-HEAD (CONT.)

Whoa! I think I just figured something

out Beavis.

BEAVIS:

What?

BUTT-HEAD

This sucks.

BEAVIS:

Yeah, heh heh.

Beavis is still in shock. They both stare at the empty space where

the TV was for a beat, not quite sure what to do.

Beavis is SHAKING AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES. He presses buttons on

the remote a few times, as if it might help somehow.

BUTT-HEAD

This sucks more than anything that

has ever sucked before. We must find

this butt-hole that took the TV.

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