The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror
and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from
what seems like giant footsteps. There are pieces of building
debris falling everywhere, people getting crushed, power lines
coming down, etc. - complete pandemonium. It all looks very much
like a Japanese animated King-Kong or Godzilla movie. We hear the
footsteps getting closer and the ground shaking becomes more
intense - more debris falling. Then we see a HUGE BLACK TENNIS
SHOE come into frame and smash a National Guard truck. As we pan
up, we see the white socks, then the red shorts, the AC/DC T-
shirt, then we hear the familiar, "Huh huh huh." - only it's a
huge sound...this is a THREE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL BUTT-HEAD. "Butt-
Kong" continues his path of destruction - stomping on cars and
buildings and saying, "This is cool. Huh huh huh."
Airplanes and tanks start firing at Butt-Head (Butt-Kong).
He looks irritated and says, "Cut it out butt-munch!" Butt-Head
swats at the planes, sending them crashing to the ground and
stomps on the tanks. Then, something catches his eye. Butt-Head
reaches into a skyscraper and picks up a nice looking woman - a
lot like the one from the King Kong movie. He looks down at her in
his hand and goes wide-eyed, "Whoa! Huh huh huh." The woman
screams in terror as Butt-Head looks down at her and tries a few
lame pick up lines. "Uuuuh...Hey baby. I'm like, pretty tall. Huh
huh huh." He swats down a helicopter that is circling his head,
"Dammit, I'm trying to score!" The helicopter goes down in flames.
We CUT TO some guys sitting on a tank firing at him. They notice
giant footsteps coming from the other direction and turn the tank
around. Through their binoculars we see a THREE-HUNDRED FOOT
BEAVIS coming from the horizon. The giant Beavis is even more
destructive than Butt-Kong (maybe he could be breathing fire).
Beavis starts trying to pick up on Butt-Head's woman. Butt-Head
puts the woman down and he and Beavis begin to go at it, leveling
the city with one of their stupid juvenile smack-fights.
We CROSS-DISSOLVE from three-hundred foot Beavis shaking
Butt-Kong to Butt-Head asleep on the couch with Beavis shaking
INT. B&B'S HOME - DAY
Butt-Head! Butt-Head! Hey, Butt-Head!
Butt-Head is dead asleep on the couch. Beavis shakes him.
Butt-Head, wake up, wake up!
Butt-Head comes around.
Dammit, Beavis, I was about to score.
Yeah, but check it out. It's gone!
Beavis is making STRANGE NOISES, in a state of shock.
Butt-Head rubs his eyes and looks at the empty space where the TV
Uuuuuuh, huh huh. Uuh,...
Out the window, we see two YOUNG MEN carrying B&B's TV into their
Still on the couch, Butt-Head looks over at the broken window. We
see a CROWBAR lying on the floor, and the front door left open.
Butt-Head looks at the BROKEN WINDOW, at the CROWBAR, the OPEN
DOOR, then back at the EMPTY SPACE where the TV was. He does this
a couple of times - piecing it all together.
Whoa! I think I just figured something
Yeah, heh heh.
Beavis is still in shock. They both stare at the empty space where
the TV was for a beat, not quite sure what to do.
Beavis is SHAKING AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES. He presses buttons on
the remote a few times, as if it might help somehow.
This sucks more than anything that
has ever sucked before. We must find
this butt-hole that took the TV.