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Jon Lucas
2013
- None of that ever happened. - Ever. There we are standing in the shooting stars In our houses, in our cars You didn't know it, now you do ...Rate it:

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Joseph L. Mankiewicz
1950
FADE IN: INT. DINING HALL - SARAH SIDDONS SOCIETY - NIGHT It is not a large room and jammed with tables, mostly for four but some for six and eig...Rate it:

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Don Bluth
1989
Itchy, A few more degrees to the left! Now! Tap! No, no! Your other left! That's it! Keep coming, keep coming! You're almost through! Yo...Rate it:

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Jeremy Haft
2017
1 I came to give you an address from the political prisoners held captive in the dungeons of the United States. They do not want me to give y...Rate it:

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Paul Monash
1979
'He's known as Kat but his full name is Stanislav Katczinsky. 'but most of all for food when there's none to be had. 'My name is Paul Baumer. ...Rate it:

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Robert Alan Aurthur
1979
OK, one more time. From the top. Six beats, all right? One, two, three, four. One, two... To be on the wire is life. The rest... is waiting. -...Rate it:

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Steven Zaillian
2006
Interior: Jack Burden's Desk, The Chronicle, Day Jack Burden is looking over the morning edition of "The Chronicle." He reads the societ...Rate it:

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Rachel Field
1940
Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Woody Allen
1994
[ Applause ] ## Toot-Toot-Tootsie good-bye Toot-Toot-Tootsie don't cry The little choo-choo train that takes me Away from you, You don't know...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2006
(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2007
Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Unknown
2008
# Once a native maiden and a stranger met # Underneath a blue Tahitian moon # The stars were in her eyes # Gardenias in her hair # And they vow...Rate it:

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Drew Pearce
2014
My name is Jackson Norris. Today will be the most important of my career. My final interview with the most infamous prisoner in America. A man...Rate it:

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Bo Goldman
1975
EXT. WORK FARM - NIGHTFALL All we SEE is an ELEVATED SHOT of the distant mountains, rolling landscape and McMURPHY -- one cheek laid-open and crus...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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Sam Rogers
2003
"RABBIT MARKS THE SPOT" Ahoy, me matey swabs! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Through the 100 Aker Wood! Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's l...Rate it:

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Dalton Trumbo
1944
Yes? Just a minute. Your call, Colonel. Thank you. Hello. Captain York, please. You know, if this thing works out, it might give our boys all t...Rate it:

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Anders Holm
2018
1 Yeah, yeah Turn my vocals up A little more, please A$AP - Yeah - A$AP Yeah, a little bit more - Yeah, I'm on it, yeah! - Woof! Woof! - ...Rate it:

(4.67 / 3 votes)

Robert Bolt
1966
CREDITS OVER: 1 CLOSE UP INSERT A massive white hand with a bishop’s ring on it, extending from a scarlet satin sleeve, scribbles ferociously the...Rate it:

(4.50 / 22 votes)

Remy Patato
1999
gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)

David Scarpa
2017
FADE IN: A GREAT MAZE looms below us: a labyrinth of tangled alleyways. We DESCEND toward it and into the dark heart of an ancient city. INT...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

William Goldman
1976
FADE IN ON: A TINY BLACK PIECE OF TAPE. We see it in the center of the large, dimly lit screen. As ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

J. C. Chandor
2013
THE SCREEN IS BLACK. We hear the sounds of gentle waves. OUR MAN 13th of July, 4:50 pm. I’m sorry... I know that means!little at this point...Rate it:

(4.40 / 5 votes)

Len Blum
2006
DreamWorks. Oh, No! Oome on! Oome on, baby. Grab it! All right. What? Vincent. No, no, bad idea. Bad idea! Just take what you need. Just ...Rate it:

(4.40 / 5 votes)

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