Game Over, Man!

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Yeah, yeah

Turn my vocals up

A little more, please

A$AP

- Yeah

- A$AP

Yeah, a little bit more

- Yeah, I'm on it, yeah!

- Woof! Woof!

- I'm on it, I'm on it

- Woof! Woof! Ay!

- I'm on a new level

- Oh!

- I'm on a new level

- Yeah!

I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Uh, uh, yeah!

Bought me a new shovel

Put these niggas in the dirt

Chain with the new bezel

All my niggas put in work

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

I'm on a new level

I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Bought me a new shovel

- Yeah!

- Put these niggas in the dirt

Used to be sleeping on itchy beds

Bedbugs in the motel

Now your bitch give me head

Twenty bitches in the hotel

On a ramen noodle diet

Tour life wasn't so well

All my niggas starting riots

Mosh-pitting on your toenails

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Bought me a new shovel

- Yeah

All my niggas put in work

Housekeeping!

Arm yourselves, gentlemen.

Okay, this is the last time

I'm gonna say it, and then I'll drop it.

But what about my jeans club idea?

Right? Twenty dollars a month

for access to over 10,000 pairs of jeans?

Who wouldn't buy that?

Well, almost everybody we asked about it.

Right?

What about my hot-tutor idea?

Kids would study harder

if their tutor was really hot, right?

We just needed to build up

our-- our stable of tutoresses.

Yeah, well, maybe when you called them

a "stable of tutoresses"

on the Craigslisting...

that was a bad idea.

We could come up with other names.

The whole point

is that it's a weird concept

to hire women

to take off their clothes for children.

Why am I coming up with the ideas, right?

I'm not the idea guy.

Darren, that's you. You're the idea guy.

I'm the "why." You're the "what."

Baby Dunc, you're the "how."

So let's put it

into high gear right now, baby.

Why? Because our lives suck.

I did my part.

What are we gonna do about it, Darren?

And how are we gonna do it, Baby Dunc?

Let's go! Let's freakin'...

...put it into high gear.

Yeah, let's kick it into high gear.

Sell me some salvia.

-I'm about to get high.

-Darren.

Darren, you're a drug addict.

And I'm here to help.

-I got you. There you go.

-Thank you, baby.

Enjoy that.

-Ooh.

-What the hell are you doing, man?

I'm a hustler. "I'm a-- I'm a hustler."

I'm basically the Rick Ross

of our friendship tripod.

What's the big deal?

Weed does not do the trick anymore.

-This stuff does.

-Really great.

I'm not gonna become the mom

from Moonlight.

Yeah, no.

I know what that movie's about.

I steered clear of that one.

I'm more of a La La Land guy.

La-la boy.

Bye-bye.

Latro.

-Gonna start tweakin'.

-Yeah.

He's gonna start tweakin'!

Oh, my God.

Look at the size of this dude's load!

-What?

-Look at this thing!

Don't touch it.

That's a heavy hitter.

Whoa. Yeah, no.

It's like Nickelodeon Gak.

-The consistency's thick, like flubber.

-Mm.

Rub some on our shoes,

see if we can play basketball.

I mean, his nut sack must be gigantoid.

- Yeah.

- Right? Just big old sack

-to produce that.

-I don't really wanna imagine

any nut sacks,

but I will say the only thing

that would make me blow a load that big

is a really hot babe, right? I am right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

I mean, look. They're everywhere, man.

There's one. There's one.

This guy's busting loads

all over this room.

That's what we should be doing.

We should be busting loads into condoms

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