Game Over, Man!

Synopsis: Three friends are on the verge of getting their video game financed when their benefactor is taken hostage by terrorists.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Kyle Newacheck
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
32
Rotten Tomatoes:
9%
TV-MA
Year:
2018
101 min
1,747 Views


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Yeah, yeah

Turn my vocals up

A little more, please

A$AP

- Yeah

- A$AP

Yeah, a little bit more

- Yeah, I'm on it, yeah!

- Woof! Woof!

- I'm on it, I'm on it

- Woof! Woof! Ay!

- I'm on a new level

- Oh!

- I'm on a new level

- Yeah!

I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Uh, uh, yeah!

Bought me a new shovel

Put these niggas in the dirt

Chain with the new bezel

All my niggas put in work

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

I'm on a new level

I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Bought me a new shovel

- Yeah!

- Put these niggas in the dirt

Used to be sleeping on itchy beds

Bedbugs in the motel

Now your b*tch give me head

Twenty b*tches in the hotel

On a ramen noodle diet

Tour life wasn't so well

All my niggas starting riots

Mosh-pitting on your toenails

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- I'm on a new level

- Bought me a new shovel

- Yeah

All my niggas put in work

Housekeeping!

Arm yourselves, gentlemen.

Okay, this is the last time

I'm gonna say it, and then I'll drop it.

But what about my jeans club idea?

Right? Twenty dollars a month

for access to over 10,000 pairs of jeans?

Who wouldn't buy that?

Well, almost everybody we asked about it.

Right?

What about my hot-tutor idea?

Kids would study harder

if their tutor was really hot, right?

We just needed to build up

our-- our stable of tutoresses.

Yeah, well, maybe when you called them

a "stable of tutoresses"

on the Craigslisting...

that was a bad idea.

We could come up with other names.

The whole point

is that it's a weird concept

to hire women

to take off their clothes for children.

Why am I coming up with the ideas, right?

I'm not the idea guy.

Darren, that's you. You're the idea guy.

I'm the "why." You're the "what."

Baby Dunc, you're the "how."

So let's put it

into high gear right now, baby.

Why? Because our lives suck.

I did my part.

What are we gonna do about it, Darren?

And how are we gonna do it, Baby Dunc?

Let's go! Let's freakin'...

...put it into high gear.

Yeah, let's kick it into high gear.

Sell me some salvia.

-I'm about to get high.

-Darren.

Darren, you're a drug addict.

And I'm here to help.

-I got you. There you go.

-Thank you, baby.

Enjoy that.

-Ooh.

-What the hell are you doing, man?

I'm a hustler. "I'm a-- I'm a hustler."

I'm basically the Rick Ross

of our friendship tripod.

What's the big deal?

Weed does not do the trick anymore.

-This stuff does.

-Really great.

I'm not gonna become the mom

from Moonlight.

Yeah, no.

I know what that movie's about.

I steered clear of that one.

I'm more of a La La Land guy.

La-la boy.

Bye-bye.

Latro.

-Gonna start tweakin'.

-Yeah.

He's gonna start tweakin'!

Oh, my God.

Look at the size of this dude's load!

-What?

-Look at this thing!

Don't touch it.

That's a heavy hitter.

Whoa. Yeah, no.

It's like Nickelodeon Gak.

-The consistency's thick, like flubber.

-Mm.

Rub some on our shoes,

see if we can play basketball.

I mean, his nut sack must be gigantoid.

- Yeah.

- Right? Just big old sack

-to produce that.

-I don't really wanna imagine

any nut sacks,

but I will say the only thing

that would make me blow a load that big

is a really hot babe, right? I am right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

I mean, look. They're everywhere, man.

There's one. There's one.

This guy's busting loads

all over this room.

That's what we should be doing.

We should be busting loads into condoms

or maybe even not into condoms

if she's tested.

He's chuggin' champagne

like a freakin' boss!

I'm over here-- I'm holding on

to the poop side of this scrubber.

Sure, yes. I've heard all of this before.

We should be wearing diamonds,

collecting albino pythons, dating on Raya.

Raya?

We're not, okay? We're here.

This is our life.

That's still fizzy.

It's pretty good. You might want some.

- What was that?

- Oh, he's tweaking.

Here, here. Grab a condom.

Put it on his face. I'll take a picture.

Oh, you are a dog.

- That's what he gets.

- Oh, my God.

Ooh, we got the snakeskin.

- Don't do drugs.

- No!

-Okay.

-No!

-Put it on his face.

-Take the photo.

-Take the picture. Take a photo.

-No.

I will as soon as you put it on his face.

-I'm not going to. Just take the photo.

-Just put it on his face.

-He'll get an STD.

-All the ejac is inside of the condom.

Take the photo.

Grab it!

The outside, the woman--

she could have one, obviously.

-Well, she--

-Hey!

What's wrong with him?

-Yep. Darren!

-No!

-All right, just stop.

-Darren.

Okay. Joel, I got this. Come on.

You want some salvia? Huh?

Get the f*** out of my room.

Get out, maids.

We're not maids. We're housekeepers.

-Not even that hot.

-Yeah, dude, you're not even that hot.

I was talking about the chick, Baby Dunc.

Yeah, so was I.

It's 2018. You can call chicks dudes now.

-Okay.

-You can.

What the heck are you guys doing?

Hey, dude. See?

Is he high again?

No.

I don't think he's being truthful.

I have to call Mitch.

Wish you wouldn't.

- Don't do that!

- Hi, Mitch.

-It's Cassie.

-Don't do that to your boy.

-Jesus Christ.

-What?

Pick him up. Put him on the cart.

Come on, Darren.

Come on, come on.

Jesus.

Dollar-dollar bill, y'all

Cash rules everything around me

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Anders Holm

Anders Holm (born May 29, 1981) is an American actor, comedian and writer. He is one of the stars and creators of the Comedy Central show Workaholics and starred in the short-lived NBC series, Champions. more…

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