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Charles Schnee
1952
Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)

Rob Lieber
2014
My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Adam Herz
2005
Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Yale Udoff
1980
[Piano] Well, she's up against the register With an apron and a spatula Yesterday's deliveries A nd tickets for the bachelors She's a moving v...Rate it:

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John Phillips
2016
So I said, "If opposing counsel's "invoking fiduciary liability precedent "under the terms of Landgraf v. Henson, "Your Honor, please, by al...Rate it:

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David Walliams
2018
1 Apologies, Herr Hitler. Your bombers won't get through tonight. Taka-taka-taka-taka-taka-taka. Tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-too. One ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

John Lee Mahin
1956
1 - Be right out, sergeant. - Yes, sir. - Car's here, sweetheart. - All right, darling. Rhoda. Rhododendron, pal. That's a mighty pretty pie...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Remy Patato
1999
gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)

David H. Steinberg
2009
MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Viña Delmar
1931
I'm 'most frightened to death. Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times, you won't even give it a thought. - Gee, Dot, you look swell. - ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Ashwini Chaudhary
2007
The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come. Come, beloved. The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Ana Lily Amirpour
2016
USRCs employees are advised to avoid prolonged physical contact with bad batch inmates. This includes eye contact. Bad batch 5035 to 5040, ste...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Jim Mulholland
1995
FADE IN: 1 EXT. MIAMI LANDSCAPE - NIGHT 1 The sun might be down, but the city is baking. Waves of heat ascend into the sky while an unmarked ...Rate it:

(3.86 / 7 votes)

Sergio Leone
1966
You're... ...from Baker? Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live i...Rate it:

(3.80 / 5 votes)

Jon Lucas
2017
1 My name is Amy Mitchell, and this year I've ruined Christmas. Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year most stressed time. One million...Rate it:

(3.15 / 14 votes)

Remy Patato
1999
Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE S...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Tony Geiss
1985
[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Leila Basen
2006
- Hey, Ron, it's Patrick from Montreal. - Patrick, you're on the air. What can I do for you, buddy? - I heard this rumour that the Toronto tea...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Adam Brooks
2014
Come here, yes, come here, oh, yes... You bitch! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Don't even try to move my clear, you're complet...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Tyler Perry
2009
Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)

Jason Headley
2017
1 - The tropical places, you know, that's the go-to, get your white sands and your blue water, and your fuckin' guava trees and whatever, an...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)

J.M. DeMatteis
2016
In other news, Chuckie Sol, a made man in the Black Mask mob was kidnapped at gunpoint by masked assailants earlier today. Suspicion is high th...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

Jeff Tremaine
2007
Attention! Be seated. Now, I'd like to present to you Jackass 2.. But before I do, I would like to introduce you to the fine men who risked ...Rate it:

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Erik Lindsay
2007
HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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