George Carlin: You Are All Diseased Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1999
- 65 min
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business
criminal, a**hole
sucking on the
wet end of it.
But hey, the news is
not all bad for me,
not all bad,
you want to know
the good part?
Cancer of the mouth.
Good.
F*** 'em.
Makes me happy.
It's an attractive
disease,
goes nice with
a cell phone.
So light up.
Suspend a man and
suck that smoke
deep down into
your empty suit
and blow it
out your ass
you f***ing cocksucker.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey,
here's another question
I've been pondering.
What is all this
sh*t about angels?
Have you heard this?
Yeah, three out
of four people
now believe in angels.
What are you
f***ing stupid?
Has everybody lost
their f***ing mind
in this country?
Angels, sh*t.
You know what
I think it is?
I think it's a
massive collective
psychotic chemical
flashback
of all the drugs,
all the drugs,
smoked, swallowed,
snorted, shot
and absorbed rectally
by all Americans
from 1960 to 1990.
Thirty years of
adulterated street drugs
will get you some
f***ing angels my friend.
Angels sh*t.
Doesn't anybody
believe in goblins?
Never hear about them
except on Halloween
and its always negative
sh*t too you know?
And zombies, where the
f*** are all the zombies?
That's the trouble
with zombies,
they're unreliable.
I say if you're going
to buy the angels sh*t
you might as well go
for the zombie
package as well.
Here's another
horrifying example,
aspect of
American culture,
the pussification,
the continued,
the continued
pussification
of the American male
in the form...
yeah all right,
in the form of
Harley Davidson
theme restaurants.
What the f*** is
going on here?
Harley Davidson used
to mean something.
It stood for
biker attitude.
Grimy outlaws and
there sweaty mamas,
full of beer and crank
rolling around
on Harley's
looking for a good time
destroying property,
raping teenagers and
killing policemen.
All very necessary
activities by the way
but now theme
restaurants
and this soft sh*t
obviously didn't come
from hardcore bikers.
It came from these
weekend motorcyclists.
These fraudulent,
two day a week
motherfuckers
who have their bikes
trucked into
Sturgis, South Dakota
for the big rally
and then ride around
like they just come
in off the road.
Dentist and bureaucrats
and p*ssy boy
software designers
getting up on a Harley
cause they think
it makes them cool.
Well hey Skeezits
you ain't cool,
you're f***ing chilly.
And chilly ain't
never been cool.
And here as long
as were talking
about theme restaurants,
I got a proposition
for you,
are going to burn
down black churches
then black people
ought to burn down the
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