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Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

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Lynne Ramsay
2017		15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

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Joseph L. Mankiewicz
1950		FADE IN: INT. DINING HALL - SARAH SIDDONS SOCIETY - NIGHT It is not a large room and jammed with tables, mostly for four but some for six and eig...Rate it:

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Don Bluth
1989		Itchy, A few more degrees to the left! Now! Tap! No, no! Your other left! That's it! Keep coming, keep coming! You're almost through! Yo...Rate it:

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Jeremy Haft
2017		1 I came to give you an address from the political prisoners held captive in the dungeons of the United States. They do not want me to give y...Rate it:

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Paul Monash
1979		'He's known as Kat but his full name is Stanislav Katczinsky. 'but most of all for food when there's none to be had. 'My name is Paul Baumer. ...Rate it:

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Robert Alan Aurthur
1979		OK, one more time. From the top. Six beats, all right? One, two, three, four. One, two... To be on the wire is life. The rest... is waiting. -...Rate it:

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Steven Zaillian
2006		Interior: Jack Burden's Desk, The Chronicle, Day Jack Burden is looking over the morning edition of "The Chronicle." He reads the societ...Rate it:

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Rachel Field
1940		Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...Rate it:

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Unknown
2015		I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Takuji Ichikawa
2018		1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Margret Rey
2015		I don't know, George. Is it too windy for flying a kite? Thinking that's a yes. George? George! Hi. You're right, George. It's awesome. You ...Rate it:

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Joan Carr-Wiggin
2012		Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...Rate it:

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Renato Custodio Jr.
2016		1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

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Drew Pearce
2014		My name is Jackson Norris. Today will be the most important of my career. My final interview with the most infamous prisoner in America. A man...Rate it:

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Morwenna Banks
2015		(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

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Ed Solomon
2013		1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...Rate it:

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Lothar Schmidt
1932		Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...Rate it:

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Sam Rogers
2003		"RABBIT MARKS THE SPOT" Ahoy, me matey swabs! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Through the 100 Aker Wood! Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's l...Rate it:

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Phil Vischer
2000		(The episode opens on the countertop with Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, who are disguised respectively as Bob and Larry.) Jimmy: Hi, kids! And welcome to...Rate it:

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Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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Daniel G. Sullivan
1995		Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

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Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

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Robert Bolt
1966		CREDITS OVER: 1 CLOSE UP INSERT A massive white hand with a bishop’s ring on it, extending from a scarlet satin sleeve, scribbles ferociously the...Rate it:

(4.50 / 22 votes)

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