George Carlin: You Are All Diseased Page #6
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1999
- 65 min
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House Of Blues huh?
What a f***ing disgrace
that place is,
the House Of Blues.
They ought to call it
the house of lame
white motherfuckers.
Inauthentic, low
frequency, single digit
lame white motherfuckers,
especially these
male movie stars
who think they're
blues artist.
You ever see these guys?
Don't you just want
to puke in your soup
when one of these fat,
balding, overweight,
over aged, out of shape,
middle-aged
male movie stars
with sunglasses
jumps on stage
and starts blowing
into a harmonica.
It's a f***ing sacrilege.
In the first place,
in the first place,
white people
got no business
playing the blues
ever at all,
under any
circumstances.
Ever, ever, ever.
What the f***
do white people
have to be blue about?
Banana Republic
ran out of khakis?
Huh?
The Espresso
machine is jammed.
Hootie and the Blowfish
are breaking up?
Sh*t white people
ought to understand
there job is to give
people the blues
not to get them.
And certainly not to
sing or play them.
Tell you a little
secret about the blues;
it's not enough to know
which notes to play
you got to know why
they need to be played.
And another thing,
I don't think,
I don't think
white people
should be trying to
dance like blacks.
Stop that!
Stick to your faggoty
polkas and waltzes.
And that repulsive
country line dancing
sh*t that you do
and be yourself.
Be proud, be
white, be lame
and get the f***
off the dance floor.
Now.
I thank you.
Now listen,
long as were
discussing minorities
I'd like to mention
something about language.
There are a
couple of terms
being used a
lot these days
by guilty
white liberals.
First one is,
happens to be.
He happens to be black.
I have a friend
who happens to be black.
Like it's a f***ing
accident you know?
Happens to be black?
Yes he happens
to be black.
Awe yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had two black parents?
Oh yes, yes he did.
Yes.
And they f***ed?
Oh indeed they did.
Indeed.
So where does the
surprise part come in?
would be more unusual
if he just happened
to be Scandinavian.
And the other
term is openly.
Openly gay.
They'll say,
he's openly gay.
But this... that's
the only minority
they use that for.
You know you wouldn't say
someone was openly black.
or Lewis Farrakhan.
Lewis Farrakhan
is openly black.
Colin Powell is
not openly black.
Colin Powell is
openly white,
he just happens
to be black.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh thank you.
Thank you.
And while were at it
when did the word urban
become synonymous
with the word black?
Did I fall asleep for
eight or nine years?
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