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Gustin Nash
2007		AUDIENCE: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! (CROWD ROARS) Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
2003		[CHIRPING] [ALL GIGGLING] Christmas decorations are getting more lifelike every year, Charlie Brown. I thought your little brother, ReRun, was...Rate it:

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David Gulpilil
2013		Yeah. Yeah. How are you, Pops? Yeah good! Good morning. You come from far away and bring us alcohol, ganja, tobacco, all bad! G'day Luke. G...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1983		Make one move toward this blanket, you stupid beagle... ...and I'll pull down your window shades. You're not fooling anybody, beagle. One more ...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1969		Come on, Sally. It's time to go to school. - Not for me. - What do you mean not for you? I went yesterday. But Mom made a lunch for you and pa...Rate it:

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Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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John Francis Larkin
1939		~~[Orchestra: "San Francisco"] [Thunderclap] - [Woman] Dirty Dora again. - I had it last time. - Care to join us, Mr. Chan? - No, thanks. I......Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1965		1 I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. I j...Rate it:

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John August
2005		(MUSIC PLAYING) NARRATOR: This is a story of... an ordinary little boy... named Charlie Bucket. He was not faster or stronger or more clever.....Rate it:

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Aaron Sorkin
2007		The defeat and breakup of the Soviet empire, culminating in the crumbling of the Berlin Wall, is one of the great events of world history. Th...Rate it:

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Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Tyler A. Craft
1966		[The movie starts with Linus and Lucy exiting their house, Linus finds an Apple on the ground, picks it up, and takes a bite, then throws it in the...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1973		Charlie Brown. Oh, Charlie Brown. I can't believe it. She must think I'm the most stupid person alive. Come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the b...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
2002		[Snoopy and Charlie Brown are sleeping, Snoopy wakes up, turns on the lamp and leaves the bed, Typewriter Keys Clacking] Charlie Brown: I hate it ...Rate it:

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Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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R. Ellis Frazier
2010		(Ocean surf) (Charlie Wright) This is the story of failure... of my failure... and how all that is good is not me. (Woman) They're going to ...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1975		What are you doing, Charlie Brown? I'm waiting for valentines. - Oh, well, good luck. - Thank you. You'll need it. You didn't have to say that...Rate it:

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Matt Elisofon
2015		Charlie, why don't you tell us what you want to thank god for, and close your eyes and make a wish. Six months of sobriety? Nothing you want t...Rate it:

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Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Stewart Faichney
2009		MAN: Sorry, I just, um... Um... Mum, she had this amazing ability to... ..to make people smile... ..to forget their worries, even if it was ju...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1966		[BAT HITS BALL] ALL: You blockhead, Charlie Brown! [SQUEAKS] Well, tomorrow starts another baseball season then. I've worked up a few statist...Rate it:

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Tyler A. Craft
1966		[Movie Begins where Charlie Brown is on the pitchers mound, he throws the ball forward, there is a baseball bat CRACK! Charlie Brown tries to catch...Rate it:

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