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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Broken Hearts Club
Greg Berlanti
2000		That Cameron Diaz is hot.|Did you check out the new F-150 yet? Dude, it's huge. I figure after the Laker game, I'll|head to Dublin's, grab some b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Club Butterfly
Unknown
2001		I'm too sleepy. I said I'm tired. Damn you! What? Why didn't you wake him up? What time is it? Damn, we're late. Okay, let's go to preschool. H...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jerry Before Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
2017		1 [applause] [Johnny Carson] My uh... next guest is a young comedian making his debut on The Tonight Show. He is from New York City. He's wor...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jerry Maguire
Cameron Crowe
1996		EARTH FROM SPACE The blue marble as seen from space. We hear the calm voice of Jerry Maguire, talking just to us. JERRY'S VOICE Airight so this ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Riot Club
Laura Wade
2014		I think you have the wrong room. That, sir, is my wife. Uh-huh, I must apologise. Nothing in her conduct made me think she'd ever been satisfie...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Tom & Jerry: Back to Oz
Spike Brandt
2016		1 Look, Emerald City is closer and prettier than ever. We're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of... I am Oz, the great and powerful....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Billionaire Boys Club
James Cox
2018		1 DEAN (V.O.): Here's the dirty little secret about being rich. It's not about the money. It's about the way people see you. The way you see y...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Breakfast Club
John Hughes
1985		BLANK SCREEN: Against Black, TITLE CARD: "...and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their wor...Rate it:

(3.94 / 16 votes)
The Players Club
Ice Cube
1998		My name is Diana Armstrong, but my stage name is Diamond. I worked at the PIayers CIub 4 years before it burnt down... and to teII you the trut...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Fight Club
Jim Uhls
1999		SCREEN BLACK JACK (V.O.) People were always asking me, did I know Tyler Durden. ...Rate it:

(3.36 / 14 votes)
The Baby-Sitters Club
Ann M. Martin
1995		Baby-sitters Club. This is Mrs. Rodowsky. Hi. Were going out for dinner on Tuesday with the whole family. l was wondering, would any of you min...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
The Single Moms Club
Tyler Perry
2014		1 [Chattering ] [ Man ] Your Honor, Mr. Massey is asking for a drastic reduction... in spousal support and child support. Mrs. Massey has cont...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Tony Geiss
1985		[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Joy Luck Club
Amy Tan
1993		The old woman remembered a swan she had bought... many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum. "This bird," boasted the market vendor... "wa...Rate it:

(2.69 / 42 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007		HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Book Club
Bill Holderman
2018		1 [Diane] This is how it started. Four best friends and a book. Vivian was the one who had the idea. She'd seen it in a magazine, and it was...Rate it:

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