
Broken Hearts Club
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(0.00 / 0 votes)That Cameron Diaz is hot.|Did you check out the new F-150 yet?
Dude, it's huge.
I figure after the Laker game, I'll|head to Dublin's, grab some brewskies.
No way, man.|There's no snatch there on Mondays.
- It's total sausage on week nights.|- You guys see that Saxon got traded?
It sucks.|The line's gonna be shit now.
Amen, girlfriend.
- What did I say?|- We were doing so well.
There isn't a straight man who doesn't|refer to anyone but his girlfriend...
as "girlfriend."
But I was so butch|when I said it.
Fine. I don't care that I lost.|I hate games. Where's the check?
You should be proud to have lost.
This whole exercise is an unabashed,|demoralizing case of self-mockery.
This from the man that brought us,|"There's no snatch there on Monday."
- That's different.|- I agree.
If Larry Kramer knew this is how gay men|spent their time, he'd defect.
Larry Kramer can blow me, okay?
This is fun.
Besides, that was 5 minutes|and 32 seconds.
- Group record.|- Meanwhile...
I was saying earlier--
Could I have|a double steroid mocha?
- I can't help it. I'm a gym bunny hag.|- Gross.
Yes, Benji, yours is a lost cause.
I hate this city.|Everyone's better-looking than me.
- Cheer up,Jan. You'll make the team.|- I'm serious.
F*ck off.
It's from the three of us.
And you wrapped it in your pants.
That's very funny.
- "Love, Here I Am."|- It's a joke.
You're the only one of us that never|complains about not having a boyfriend.
Certain individuals less familiar|with the real Dennis...
might interpret that|absence of desire to couple...
as a defense mechanism, a wall.
In which case, this text would serve you|in overcoming your emotional blockage...
and opening yourself up|to the possibilities of a relationship.
Okay, hint taken.|Come on. Just get together.
I can't take a picture.|I look terrible right now.
I really, honestly.|Wait a minute. Look at this.
- Actually, this isn't bad.|- Okay.
Good. Light's good over there.|Go. Come on, go.
All right.
Meanwhile--
when I first knew I was gay.
Can't remember.
But what I do remember...
- "It was when I met these guys..."|- Thank you.
my friends.
I still need to find a housewarming gift|for my sister and Clubber Lang.
She's been your sister's girlfriend|for five years.
Don't you think you two|should get along?
Meanwhile, don't look now,|but right behind me--
I could kill you.
You act like he'd never know|we were checking him out.
He wouldn't even know I was a fag|if I wasn't here with you--
a cart full of kitchenwares.
What planet are you living on?
Not a person in this store wouldn't|pick you off the homo tree in a second.
- Keep telling yourself that.|- You don't believe me?
Okay. I'm sorry, miss?|Excuse me, miss?
Could you come here|for just a second?
This man, you've never seen him before|in your whole entire life, right?
Tell me, which is it:|fag, not a fag?
I'll have to say big fag.
- The first thing I want to say, Larry--|- Lawrence.
- Remember my thing with that?|- Right.
Anyway, Lawrence,|the last two weeks...
that we've been going out...
have been some of the best moments|in my dating career.
We've laughed, we've learned...
we've tripped the light fantastic.
And yet, I just...
feel like something's|just not working.
What do you think, dear?
I'm not sure. Fold your arms.
Oh, gosh, yeah. Big nellie.
It's not you, okay? It's me.
I'm the broken piece,|and you wanna know why?
It's because deep down inside...
I'm a lonely person.
Are you reading that|off of your hand?
What? No.
You are. You are totally|reading a script.
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