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Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire
Tom Sheppard
2012		Gather 'round, you'll hear a sound Ancient and mysterious Where banshees cry and goblins sigh In manners dark and curious In the swamp where ga...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Rich Wilkes
2017		You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools. Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground. Adol...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Fearless Vampire Killers
Roman Polanski and Gerard Brach
1967		THE VAMPIRE KILLERS Screenplay by ROMAN POLANSKI and GERARD BRACHSCENE 1 SPECIAL EFFECTS 1 The whole screen is bluish. We discern shadowy abstract...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Anne Rice
1994		So you want me to tell you the story of my life. Like I said, that's what I do. I interview people. I'm a collector of lives. FM radio, KFRC. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Joss Whedon
1996		FADE IN: EXT. MEDIEVAL VILLAGE - JUST BEFORE SUNSET We see an Italian village at the height of the plague. Funeral ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Paul Weitz
2009		You know, sometimes it seems like life is all planned out. There's no choice in the matter. We're all gonna end up in the same place, whether w...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Dragon Slayer
Matthew Robbins
1992		CASTLE - NIGHT Now comes the moon riding over the horizon. Upon a hill at the edge of the wood squats a castle, its...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012		Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011		I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Vampire Academy
Daniel Waters
2014		1 Oh, Father, turn it up. Please, Mr. Dragomir, I love this song. This song is sick... the traditional "vomit" definition of the word. Shut u...Rate it:

(3.88 / 8 votes)
XXX
Rich Wilkes
2002		FADE IN: EXT. PRAGUE - NIGHT On a hill above the city is an old CATHEDRAL. The night is spooky, with harsh shadows playing across the cobblestone...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009		N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010		Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
Blood: The Last Vampire
Chris Chow
2009		We don't have much time. Go to work. Saya? Something wrong? Every blood-sucker you kill brings us one step closer. I'm not here for those bot...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Seth Grahame-Smith
2012		History prefers legends to men. It prefers nobility to brutality. Soaring speeches to quiet deeds. History remembers the battle and forgets the...Rate it:

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Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
Brian Clemens
1974		It must be terribly sinful. What? Well, vanity is a sin, isn't it, Ann? Well, if that's the only one, you'll do. There. Where are you going ...Rate it:

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Embrace Of The Vampire
Halle Eaton
1995		CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO I WAS IN LOVE ONCE WHEN I WAS A MAN. THAT TIME IS NOW A MIST IN MY MIND. [BIRDS TWITTERING] ...Rate it:

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From Straight A's to XXX
Anne-Marie Hess
2017		1 Hi, I'm Belle. I'd like to add this sub to my third contention but I'm worried about time. You can chart it on your flow and make the call ...Rate it:

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Interview with the Vampire
Anne Rice
1994		FADE IN: EXT. DUBOCE STREET HILL SKYLINE (SAN FRANCISCO) - NIGHT INT. BAR (SAN FRANCISCO) - NIGHT UNDER CONTINUOUS ROARING ROCK MUSIC -- we s...Rate it:

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Jack the Giant Slayer
Darren Lemke
2013		Fee-fi-fo-fum. Ask not whence the thunder comes. Ask not where the herds have gone. Nor why the birds have ceased their song. When coming home,...Rate it:

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Lesbian Vampire Killers
Stewart Williams
2009		[Man narrating] Centuries ago, during the dawn of the red moon, our peaceful hamlet was terrorised by a beast... ... born not of man, but spewe...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Lolly-Madonna XXX
Sue Grafton
1973		1 [instrumental music] [music continues] [music continues] [music continues] [music continues] [music continues] [engine revving] [dog bark...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Lust of the Vampire
Piero Regnoli
1957		ABSA Pictures Presents THE VAMPIRE Written by Produced by Directed by From Bakonia, Hungary Contents. Earth To M. Duval, Sierra Negra, Mexi...Rate it:

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Mark of the Vampire
Guy Endore
1935		I'm sorry, gentleman and lady, but it will be best for you to stay here tonight. Come now, my good man, you can't frighten us. We've been over...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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