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Jonathan Harvey
1996
Right! Now! This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. -Look at the f...Rate it:

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Chris McKenna
2021
We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Myste...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)

Melvin Frank
1966
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Robert Garland
1987
No more. Is that supposed to scare me? - Don't be a wiseass! - Just take it easy. Commander Farrell's trying to lay it out for us. Why don't...Rate it:

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Lem Dobbs
1991
You don't see me standin' here, man? See me lookin' at you? Get outta the car! I'll take care of you, man! - 911 emergency. - Hello there. It's me....Rate it:

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Mick Garris
1982
Your move: bishop to knight four: My move: knight to rook three: Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't ya ? Your move: king to rook one...Rate it:

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Charles Lederer
1951
- H, Eddie. - Hiya, Scotty. - Cold enough for you? - Well, I'm only faintly alive. It's 25 below. - You know everybody? - We haven't met. - M...Rate it:

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Unknown
2015
1 Tremendous pleasure and honor to welcome the incredible, unique, and fantastic, one and only Nina Simone. Hello. Hi! We're ready. One, two...Rate it:

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Billy Bob Thornton
1996
Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)

Troy Byer
2003
-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)

Timothy S. Bennett
2007
1 The picture you are about to see deals with the problem of self-destruction. Its purpose was to enable people to better understand the nature...Rate it:

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Lukas Heller
1962
Want to see it again, little girl? It shouldn't frighten you. Sorry. Nothing until matinee tomorrow. - Lady, would you mind taking off your hat?...Rate it:

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David Koepp
1993
Somebody's pullin' me close to the ground. I can sense, but I can't see. I ain't panicked. I been here before. Same as when I got popped on 104...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Spike Lee
1989
Second Draft March 1, 1988; Brooklyn, N.Y. Forty Acres and a Mule Filmworks, Inc. YA-DIG SHO-NUFF BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY WGA #45816 "The ...Rate it:

(3.30 / 10 votes)

Robert Riskin
1934
FADE IN: Part One The HARBOR at Miami Beach FADES IN, providing quick VIEWS of yachts, aquaplanes, and luxurious sh...Rate it:

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Nick Hornby
2014
1 Anyway, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill myself. That's the trouble with suicides, I've learnt. You can't cut the long story sho...Rate it:

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Richard H. Landau
1949
This is the Letterman General Hosiptal at San Francisco, California. For those outside these gates the war is over, a thing of the past. For th...Rate it:

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Arthur Laurents
1973
Who is it? It's Lieutenant Finley. He's coming up the path. It might be worth listening to him, Edna. So he can tell me about D-day? I don't ...Rate it:

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Randy Kornfield
1996
Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster! Kill them both! Turbo disk, anyone? Stop him! Go, go, Demon Team! Help, Turbo Man! I'm coming, Billy! Ta-t...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Scott Wiper
2000
- Is he nervous? - Yeah, he might be a IittIe nervous. Big fucking nervous if you ask me. Nobody's nervous. Ifthese fucks smeII any nerves on y...Rate it:

(1.00 / 3 votes)

Franco Arcalli
1976
25th of April 1945 Liberation Day The war is over. Why? Hurry, comrades, in the name of Stalin! The Black Shirt bandits are here! -Quick! Let...Rate it:

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Thomas J. Churchill
1991
(tyres screech) You don't see me standin' here, man? See me lookin' at you? Get outta the car! I'll take care of you, man! - (operator) 911 em...Rate it:

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Greg Glienna
2003
All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...Rate it:

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Simon Barrett
2010
00:02:13,213 -- 00:02:16,614 I must've... I must've dozed off or something. 6 00:02:16,650 -- 00:02:19,380 I apologize. Watch your head. Watc...Rate it:

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