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Fat Albert
Bill Cosby
2004
Hey, hey, hey! It's Fa-a-a-a-t Albert! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Doris. Wait up. Some of the kids are going for an ice cream before pract...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Kiss Me Deadly
A.I. Bezzerides
1955
(panting) (car drives by) Please stop! Please... (tries to start engine) (jazz on radio) You almost wrecked my car. Well? Get in. (radio) ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Kiss and Kill
Suzanne Cabot
2017
1 What a way to end the week. I swear to God, if I had to spend one more day pushing stuff around my desk pretending to look busy, I would've...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Kiss and Cry
Willem Wennekers
2017
1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
French Kiss
Adam Brooks
1995
Welcome to Air Canada nonstop service, Toronto to Paris. Our flying time today is an estimated Please check that your seat belt is fastened ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
Joe Cross
2010
What I wanna buy is some celery. Ah, you got the tomatoes? Yeah, I got the tomatoes. How many do you want? They're two for a dollar. Ah good, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Kiss the Girls
David Klass
1997
You want to know|all about me, don't you? Well, let's see, now. The first time I was in love|was June, 1975, in Boca Raton. Her name was Coty Pi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Big Fat Liar
Dan Schneider
2002
[Man]|Hey,Jas,you awake? Jason?|Hey,Jason,you awake? Yeah, Dad, been up for hours.|J ust getting dressed. Did you finish that paper|for English ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Kick-ass
Jane Goldman
2010
Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil He can catch a bullet, faster than a speeding train. He leaps tall buildings in a...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Kiss Me, Stupid
Billy Wilder
1964
'S wonderful 'S marvelous You should care For me 'S awful nice 'S paradise 'S what I love To see You make My life so glamorous You can't ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nia Vardalos
2002
You better get married soon. You're starting to look old. My dad has been saying that to me since I was 15... because nice Greek girls are supp...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
A Christmas Kiss
Joany Kane
2011
Ballet " Nutcracker " Hello, Wendy ! - Hello, Charlie ? Are you working with scenographic team? Not this year . She's too busy ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
A Kiss Before Dying
Lawrence Roman
1956
Crying isn't going to help. I just can't help it. Aw, Dory... I've known about it for days. I didn't want to say anything until I was sure, bu...Rate it:

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Ass Backwards
June Diane Raphael
2013
Mmm. Oh, breathe that in. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Mornings in New York. Got to tell you. It's another gorgeous day. Oh, I never get sick of Mother Natu...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Ass
John Bruno
2011
The story begins right here on this bus. Line 144. The same route I took every day. - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. Something was abo...Rate it:

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Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou
Craig Moss
2015
MAN: Your credit is based on various factors... and after reviewing your history... I'm sorry to say you've been denied. Denied? You... You got...Rate it:

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Big Ass Spider
Gregory Gieras
2013
[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....Rate it:

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Big Ass Spider!
Gregory Gieras
2013
[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Fat Camp
Chuck Hayward
2017
[spray can rattles] [young boy] My name is Hutch and I got Something on my mind Baby Jill You probably get this All the time Cats steppin' to...Rate it:

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Fat City
Leonard Gardner
1972
Hey, kid. Want to spar? You a pro? I used to be. I'm a little out of shape now. Come on. I won't hit you hard. Maybe we can just fool around....Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Fat Kid Rules the World
Michael M.B. Galvin
2012
1 God! How much do you weigh, some 180 pounds?! As I was stuck in snow plow. I think I broke my collarbone . Give me a break. No, not old. ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Fat Man and Little Boy
Bruce Robinson
1989
At ease. Move it, move it, move it! One, two, three. For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow W...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Frozen Kiss
Rachel Calendar
2009
Ryan, Jeanette's on the phone. I'm not home. She's crying, Ryan. When isn't she crying? Well, can you just... talk to her? Otherwise she's go...Rate it:

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In Search of a Midnight Kiss
Alex Holdridge
2007
(# "Paradise with You" by Hot Club of Downtown) (man) The midnight kiss. It's not just another kiss. It's all the hope of romance of the year ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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