
Fat Camp
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- Year:
- 2017
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[spray can rattles]
[young boy] My name is Hutch
and I got Something on my mind
Baby Jill
You probably get this
All the time
Cats steppin' to you
Spittin' you a corny line
So I thought I'd put My
feelings for you In a rhyme
It's pretty easy for me
'Cause you're so fine
Check out Myspace Or Friendster
If you need to vet me
Be my girl and life for us
Will be sweeter than Pepsi
And not diet either
So, what do you think?
[scoffs]
- [woman moaning]
- [man] Damn, Kelly, you're so special.
[groans]
[both panting]
- Hutch...
- Oh!
Mom, private space.
This is my house.
Every space is my space.
[Kelly]
You live with your mother?
- What'd I tell you about them Beckys?
- Ah, her name is Kelly.
Whatever. Do you know
what today is, Hutch?
Yes, the day that you
crossed the boundary
- by being in here while I'm trying to get busy.
- No.
Four years ago you graduated
from college, and we had a deal.
The deal was that you would have a
job by today or be out of my house.
Ma, I know that, but...
But nothing.
You are out of here today.
No more extensions.
No more excuses.
Ma, come on.
I am the victim here, okay?
- I'm an overeducated millennial that's trying to just...
- Here.
That's so you can rinse
that bullshit out your mouth.
Ma!
We're done.
Ma!
Mama.
Mama, listen.
Look, I know it's the
deadline, all right?
But you gotta give me
more time.
You don't want your baby boy out here in the
streets just working no regular-ass job.
I'm gonna tell you
what I don't want.
Is for my son to keep on
embarrassing me.
Mama, how am I embarrassing you?
Did you know when you were
in the fifth grade,
Miss Humphries
pulled me to the side.
I hope she ain't
breathe on you, man,
'cause her mouth was like
an asshole with teeth.
Stop it with the jokes!
She said,
"Barb, you got a good one.
He's got looks,
brains, heart."
Whatever happened
to that boy?
- He became a man, grew up, you know?
- [cell phone vibrating]
Matter of fact,
just got an interview
right now.
Pack your shit today,
or I will.
Okay.
- I'm not playing with you, Hutch.
- You look nice, Mama.
[man] I texted you guys
because I have exciting news.
I proposed to Maggie last night.
- She said yes!
- Congratulations.
You're getting married, man?
That's so damn gay.
Okay, Maggie's a woman, so it's
actually the opposite of gay.
Yeah, but you're 26, man. Why you
wanna be tied down to one beaver?
Because I'm in love with the woman
that's attached to that "beaver."
Gross. Anyway, I got
an announcement too.
I'm moving
out of my mama's crib.
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, 'cause that shit was getting sad, bro.
And I'm moving in
with one of y'all, so...
Absolutely not.
Come on, man. We always talked
about being roommates.
We said that when we was 13.
I'll pay rent.
[scoffs]
Y'all just get me a job
at one of your companies.
You work out constantly, and you can't
even keep a job as a personal trainer.
That's because they wanted me to
wake up at 8:
00-freaking-AM, man.Roosters don't even be up
that damn early.
Hey, tough love time, bro.
You're becoming a loser.
Sorry, man.
You're on your own.
Y'all for real?
[sucks teeth] Man, y'all
some fucking sellouts, man.
You know what? Don't ask Hutch for shit.
How 'bout that?
What could we ever
need from you?
- Whatever, man. I don't need this shit.
- Hey, Hutch, wait.
- We actually do need something.
- [chuckles]
That's what I thought.
You got a grilled buffalo chicken
salad and four vodka sodas.
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