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Charley's Aunt
George Seaton
1941
GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. REDCLIFFE. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. REDCLIFFE. JUST IN TIME FOR TEA, SIR. WE HAVE A SERVING AS SOON AS THE BELL STRIKES 4:0...Rate it:

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Uncle Buck
John Hughes
1989
Get your bag off the table. People eat there. They eat on plates. Don't give me crap, Maizy. I'm telling. You said "crap." - There's nothing w...Rate it:

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All We Had
Josh Boone
2016
Woman, mumbling: Is the door locked? Girl: Yeah. Girl: Okay, here. Woman: Now, lift me up. Girl: Okay. Girl: Are you okay? Woman: Mm-hmm! G...Rate it:

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Balls of Fury
Thomas Lennon
2007
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) NARRATOR : 1936, Jesse Owens. 1960, Cassius Clay. And now in 1988, the name on everyone's lips, US table tennis champio...Rate it:

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Balls Out
Andy Stock
2009
Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story
Andy Stock
2009
Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Balls to the Wall
Jason Nutt
2011
Hi, I'm Lewis Gardner. Ben is my best friend Camelina since the eighth grade. People always thought Ben cowardly way ... but not when really ...Rate it:

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Blood Shed
Patrick Hasson
2014
1 Fuck. Hello? Hello? What is this? Gabe, thought you'd want a memento of our loving family. I'm talking about the key. There's some crap i...Rate it:

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Great Aunt Greta
Drake Noes
2012
GREAT AUNT GRETA: Okay, time for cookies.Rate it:

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Great Balls of Fire!
Jack Baran
1989
- I don't know, Jerry Lee. I don't know. - You don't have to come, cousin. My dad will whip me if he finds out I went to the chocolate quarter w...Rate it:

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If I Had a Million
Robert Hardy Andrews
1932
I'm afraid we can't do anything today. We're all upset. Mr Glidden, you know? - Yeah, what's the latest report on him? - He may die any moment. ...Rate it:

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If I Had My Way
David Butler
1940
The Magic Carpet takes us now to San Francisco, California. Whoever said that it's bad manners to stretch in public forgot to tell the people ...Rate it:

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King Uncle
Ravi Kapoor
1993
How much is it? Rs.9. I'm sorry, AniI. I got a bit Iate. How are you? - How do I Iook? - Very nice! You're the one who's very nice. Like aI...Rate it:

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Sex, Lies & Love Bites: The Agony Aunt Story
Unknown
2015
1 LOTTE ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS HAN Hyo-joo At a new construction site in Seoul yesterday... CHUN Woo-hee an old album has been discovered. an...Rate it:

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There Had Better Be Blood
Charles Williams
2010
Well, all I can say to you guys is that I'm completely ashamed of you! Completely ashamed! What were you thinking? You are brothers, you are ...Rate it:

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Uncle John
Erik Crary
2015
Matthew 5:17 begins, "do not think that I came to destroy the law of the prophets." I did not come to destroy them, but to fulfill them. Becau...Rate it:

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Uncle Nick
Mike Demski
2015
1 - Are you recording? Alright, let's do this. Anyone have a Kleenex? Okay. Cleveland Municipal Stadium. Ground was broken on June 24th, 193...Rate it:

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What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice?
Theodore Apstein
1969
( funeral music playing ) WOMAN: Your husband was a wonderful man. MAN: Death is very sad. Sad? Mr. Bentley, I'm very pleased to see you. Th...Rate it:

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