Balls to the Wall

Synopsis: An engaged guy is forced by his future father-in-law to take a side job moonlighting as an exotic dancer in order to pay extravagant wedding neither of them can afford.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Penelope Spheeris
Production: Rocky Mountain Pictures
85 min

Hi, I'm Lewis Gardner.

Ben is my best friend Camelina

since the eighth grade.

People always thought Ben

cowardly way ...

but not when

really got the bug.

Young lady, where do you go?

Come here.


What would you do for love?

Some guys buy flowers,

others buy jewelry.

Musician Tommy Lee's name tattooed

girlfriend on his instrument.


He dances all night long.

What is very different from today

extremely boring in our work.

In Worldtec Worldwide

on the beautiful San Fernando Valley.

Eight hours a day

Hell on earth.

Find anything?

Only some spyware ...

M43 trojan program ...

some pop-ups ...


Some pictures of the naked man's wife.

How wonderful! She is sexy as a

large piece of cottage cheese, man.

- This will work on emails.

- You did not say that.

But I will get to you.

Happy hour later?

No, I have to do some things

with Rachel.

You are excusing myself every day, man.

What is happening?

It offers snacks for 50 cents

and drink for two dollars?

Not for nothing, but I thought

on how it goes when you're married?

I will tell you, I will be the

sad and lonely guy behind the bar.

But you, you will be like a dog

on a leash, a perfect stooge.



Sadie is waiting.


Ben was a talented guy.

He had goals, dreams, desires.

But along the way, something ...

Something went wrong.

Sadie made the "geek"? He?

Break off a little.


Sadie is leaving

eating grass again?

No, I would not,

Miss. Watson.


Now get outta here.

They say that pain and suffering

form great artists.

If this is true,

Ben would be a Picasso.

Always drawing cute things

for his girlfriend Rachel.

And your drawings?

You never drew.

I drew a thing today.

It's my boss.

Here you are.

He saw the pentagram?

Represents the third chakra and that it

my blood is dripping from her teeth.

Now a bit of family history

of Camelinas.

Ben was eight

when his father left.

His mother faced the change

very well.

Say, after wasting

ten years with that old ...

she was determined to make

for lost time.


- This is the uncle range.

- That's right.

It rhymes with "bed".

That's where we go.

Almost every night, there appeared some new

male member of the family of Ben ...

in your home.

Had Uncle Adam.

Uncle Andy.

Uncle Arthur.

Uncle Al

Uncle Antoine.

And the bizarre pirate homeless.

His mother had to find that several figures

the father would feel better ...

about the fact of not having a father

of truth.

But what counts is the intention,

is not it?

Ben said that most of them

was pretty cool.

Although some have left the house

the smell of coconut oil body.

But none has changed the lives of Ben,

as did Uncle Sven.

You know what, Bill?



Let me give you some advice.

If you want to attract the kiddies, the track

dance is the perfect place for that.

Nothing is more provocative than

a nice ass in action.

Got it?

But I'm allergic to cats, Uncle Sven.

Let it go.

You will return the panties

my mother?

Probably not.

Uncle Sven's words haunted

their dreams.

And they could not stop thinking

that bow tie.


Okay, he did not understand right

what Uncle Sven was saying.

But that would change one day.

- Hi, love.

- Hi

I brought your favorite wine.

- And more brides porn magazines.

- Legal.

Ben, this is Clarissa, organizer

wedding of Kingsley Estates.

Hi, very pleased.

- Come, sit here.

- What did I miss?

The Clarissa was telling me the party

in the Rose Garden.

Rose Garden?

What a perfect!

It would be perfect.

Already chosen the date?

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)

Jason Nutt


All Jason Nutt scripts | Jason Nutt Scripts

FAVORITE (0 fans)

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:



    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)


    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:


    "Balls to the Wall" STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Web. 12 Jun 2021. <>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    Balls to the Wall

    The Marketplace:

    Sell your Script !

    Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web!


    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.