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Don Juan Demarco
Lord Byron
1994		My name is Don Juan DeMarco. I am the son of the great swordsman... ...Antonio Garibaldi DeMarco... ...who was tragically killed|defending the h...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Phil Vischer
2008		Prince Alexander: HA HA! Prince Alexander: Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria! (YELLS) Back to the sea, dog! (GRUNTING) Pirate: Prince Al...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982		1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Santa Claus
David Newman
1985		1 Every Christmas Eve we are part of a miracle every girl and boy shares the joy if they believe you can share it too just believe in the mi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Shoot 'Em Up
Michael Davis
2007		You're dead, bitch! What the hell you lookin' at? Fuckin' hell. looks like you are shit outta luck, beautiful. Now I'm gonna give you your C-...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Damned Don't Cry
Harold Medford
1950		Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Love Don't Cost a Thing
Troy Byer
2003		-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
Don
Salim Khan
2006		Keep it. ls the Cocaine in the case? No TJ. l'm here to give you my birthday card. Where is my money? Right here. Here's your full and final...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Don Jon
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2013		Yo, not gonna lie. This sound... ...gets me hard as a fucking rock. But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat. I'd rather work my way ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Ed Decter
2006		Ho ho ho. All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg flying west at 20 miles per hour, and another reindeer flies east travelling at 50 m...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Don't Breathe
Fede Alvarez
2016		Don't Breathe 20. 19. 18. Come on. You know there's 12 seconds. - 17. - Yo, killed that already. - Dude. - Come on. - 12. 11. - Oh, that's...Rate it:

(2.25 / 4 votes)
44 Minutes: The North Hollywood Shoot-Out
Tim Metcalfe
2003		Ninety percent of cops... go through their entire career|without ever firing their gun. On that day, there was roughly|1 ,500 rounds fired. We w...Rate it:

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Adventures of Don Juan
George Oppenheimer
1948		In Europe, as the 17th century dawned... ...mankind was lifting itself from ignorance and superstition. The old frontiers of the mind were roll...Rate it:

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Bad Santa
Glenn Ficarra
2003		Hey, can I get another drink|down here? I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by|Lyndon Johnson and had to live ...Rate it:

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Bad Santa 2
Johnny Rosenthal
2016		1 Christmas, Christmas Christmas Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Christmas, Christmas Well, it'...Rate it:

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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Boys Don't Cry
Kimberly Peirce
1999		- Shorter here. - Shorter? - Shorter. - That is short enough. OK, superstar? - Wow! - What's with the shirt? That is the most frightenin' th...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Dance
Brady Anderson
1997		Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a servant who kept her castle i...Rate it:

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Cut Shoot Kill
Michael Walker
2017		1 Can't we just have some fun? Why does everything have to be so serious? Maybe coming here was a mistake. Don't say that. Did you see that? ...Rate it:

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Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Don
Finu aslah
2025		An unrevealed story of a don who stops his underworld life for the family they dont know who he is but life turns made him back but not as a don as...Rate it:

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Don 2
Ameet Mehta
2011		I thought this time you'd be captured... or that I'd lose you. To whom? Roma? To whom? Roma? The disc which you gave the police?/ it's a fa...Rate it:

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