
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
(2.67 / 3 votes)Ho ho ho.
All right, class,
flying west at 20 miles per hour,
and another reindeer flies east
travelling at 50 miles per hour,
how many hours does it take
for them to be 210 miles apart?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Trish.
How come we can't learn
things we want to?
- Like what?
- Like...
Was it weird when you married Santa
and had to move up to the Pole
and give up your old life?
Weirder than you can
possibly imagine.
But then something
so gigantic happened
that it changed
Santa and me forever.
Like what?
OK.
Baby Claus is on the way.
Ladies, keep up.
Please, hot water and hot ointments.
Do not panic!
Do not panic!
- Curtis, the baby's coming.
- Cocoa, the baby's coming.
- Mrs Claus, the baby's coming.
- I know!
Deep breaths.
Push.
Oh.
- Oh, Scott.
- Everything's gonna be all right.
- Where's Dr Hismus?
- Oh, oh, Scott.
I'm right here, babe.
I'm right here. It's all right.
Honey, it was a false alarm.
Again?
I stopped a pedicure for this?
Scott! Scott, come here.
Come here just for a second. Come here.
Scott, come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
OK.
Ready? Wait for the kick.
- He's a genius.
- He?
She. She's brilliant like her mother,
- with rhythm like her dad.
- Yes. But not amazing timing.
I wish the baby
had come this afternoon,
or last week like we thought.
I'm going crazy.
- You need a diversion.
- No, no, Scott.
No more gifts.
You already gave me a necklace,
- oven mitts, the cheese wheel.
- This is not for you.
This is for the baby.
I'll be back in a jiff.
Ho ho!
Ho!
- Ho!
- That never gets old.
OK, now what do we have
in the bag for a baby?
Well, oddly enough,
we have a baby bag.
And inside that baby bag,
let's see what it is...
We have...
Oh.
Oh, Scott! Oh, honey,
it's beautiful!
The baby's gonna love it.
Yeah. It spins around like this.
Oh. Later. Come on in.
- Hey, doc.
- Dr Hismus, I'm glad you could come.
How are you today?
I'm a little concerned
because the baby hasn't come yet.
No need to worry, Mrs Claus.
Santa! Production has been so behind
we need you on the floor immediately.
I can't come down now. It's impossible.
I'm still mapping out the sleigh route.
- Got plenty of work here.
- Have you checked this list once?
- I perused it.
- Help me help you. Help me help you.
Let's start with
your blood pressure, OK?
Help me help you,
help you help you help me,
- help me help you.
- Don't be nervous.
- It'll be done before you know it.
- Help you help me help you... help me.
Help you.
One more thing. The Council of Legendary
Figures called an emergency meeting.
and go to a meeting.
- They know. That's why they came.
- Here?
- Where? In the kitchen?
- In the kitchen.
- Is there an echo in here?
- OK, OK. You know what?
Sweetheart, I'm feeling so much better.
I think that I'm going to go...
on a walk, which is great for the baby.
You stay here and have
which is great, and I'm gonna go see
what's down the hall.
Hi, ladies.
Honey?
Honey.
- Carol.
- Anything I can do for you, ma'am?
No, thanks.
- Care for some company?
- Not from you, Mr Claus.
- Why not?
- You can't spend time with me
and get toys ready,
I understand completely.
- You do?
- Of course I do.
I just hope you're not delivering
when I'm delivering.
I'm not gonna let that happen.
Carol, there's no way I could...
Nice chrome work, Lenny.
That is so workin'!
- Thanks, Santa.
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