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Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Opening Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unle...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking o...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Monsters Vs Aliens
Adam F. Goldberg
Hey, Jerry You might want to check this one out Palomar just picked it up Look like some type of UFO and it's heading this way How many times ...Rate it:

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Marc Guggenheim
At first, I didn't believe it either. But the gods of Olympus are real. And sometimes, these gods have children with humans... called half-bloo...Rate it:

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Monsters, Inc.
Pete Docter
( upbeat jazz playing ) ( roars ) ( woman shrieks ) ( squeaking ) ( music ending ) ( crickets chirping ) WOMAN: Good night, sweetheart. BOY:...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
William Hanna
Here we are, folks, on the red carpet at the grand opening... ... of the Coolsonian Criminology Museum. Tonight's premiere exhibit is a rousing...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters!
Shigeru Kayama
1 TOHO CO., LTD. [ Thunderous Pounding ] [ Pounding Continues ] [ Creature Bellowing ] [ Man Narrating ] This is Tokyo... once a city of six...Rate it:

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Attack of the Crab Monsters
Charles B. Griffith
And the lord said, "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; Both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the f...Rate it:

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Gods and Monsters
Bill Condon
- He had a live-in nurse but... - She was nothing but a bother. I not like her. Mr. Jimmy not like her. It be better if you live in again, Mr....Rate it:

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Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell
Marty Isenberg
1 Hurry up, guys. They're giving out full-sized candy bars over on Thompson Street. Yeah! Let's go. - Candy. - Hey, wait up! Go on. Knock. ...Rate it:

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Justice League: Gods and Monsters
Alan Burnett
That was seismic magnitude 9.8. - We're at the end. - Your egg is set, Lara. All I have to do is add my genetic code. Just one finger print. Z...Rate it:

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Little Monsters
Terry Rossio
FADE IN: on an old alarm clock, TICKING, the bells gone, the little hand missing, the big hand indicating twenty-after-something. It is bound wi...Rate it:

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Monsters
Gareth Edwards
We've located one male and one female. We're heading in. - Move move move! - Come on, it's not safe. - This is a restricted area. - You need t...Rate it:

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Monsters at Large
Anthony Steven Giordano
Go fish. Really? I thought I had you. Guys, thanks for inviting me out camping. This has been great. Yeah, just don't tell my parents we snu...Rate it:

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Monsters University
Dan Scanlon
# The neck bone's connected # To the head bone # The head bone's connected to the horn bone Ah! I scared you! No, you didn't. Okay! Remembe...Rate it:

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Monsters Vs Aliens - Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space
Adam F. Goldberg
Damned teenagers! You'd better not in my field making out. Not in front of my pumpkins. Now scram! Back in my day, we had respect for a man's ...Rate it:

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Monsters Wanted
Brian Cunningham
1 [Fly buzzing] [Splat] - Halloween shtuff. Right there, in the middle of the dirt-- we're paving a bunch of this-- it's going to be the b...Rate it:

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Monsters: Dark Continent
Tom Green
Put a bullet in a monster. That was supposed to be our war. But you better know your enemy. I never wanted to be a soldier. But what else was I...Rate it:

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Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure
Mose Richards
[Woman] The National Science Foundation, where discoveries begin. [Man Narrating] Beneath the earth we know... lie other worlds... hidden from...Rate it:

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Sea Monsters: Search for the Giant Squid
Kevin McCarey
On Mexico's Sea of Cortez a marine biologist prepares to encounter an animal local fisherman fear more than sharks. He is exploring a nether-w...Rate it:

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The Monolith Monsters
Norman Jolley
From time immemorial, the Earth has been bombarded by objects from outer space. Bits and pieces of the universe, piercing our atmosphere in a...Rate it:

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The New Monsters
Unknown
The New Monsters Even though it's contaminated by the effluvium of the neighboring city... the air here is still pure It's still rosy, your Emm...Rate it:

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