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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006
(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007
Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters Vs Aliens
Adam F. Goldberg
2009
Hey, Jerry You might want to check this one out Palomar just picked it up Look like some type of UFO and it's heading this way How many times ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters Vs Aliens - Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space
Adam F. Goldberg
2009
Damned teenagers! You'd better not in my field making out. Not in front of my pumpkins. Now scram! Back in my day, we had respect for a man's ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Marc Guggenheim
2013
At first, I didn't believe it either. But the gods of Olympus are real. And sometimes, these gods have children with humans... called half-bloo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Opening Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unle...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters, Inc.
Pete Docter
2001
( upbeat jazz playing ) ( roars ) ( woman shrieks ) ( squeaking ) ( music ending ) ( crickets chirping ) WOMAN: Good night, sweetheart. BOY:...Rate it:

(4.75 / 4 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking o...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
William Hanna
2004
Here we are, folks, on the red carpet at the grand opening... ... of the Coolsonian Criminology Museum. Tonight's premiere exhibit is a rousing...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters!
Shigeru Kayama
1956
1 TOHO CO., LTD. [ Thunderous Pounding ] [ Pounding Continues ] [ Creature Bellowing ] [ Man Narrating ] This is Tokyo... once a city of six...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014
Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011
JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012
A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)
Attack of the Crab Monsters
Charles B. Griffith
1957
And the lord said, "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; Both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the f...Rate it:

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Gods and Monsters
Bill Condon
1998
- He had a live-in nurse but... - She was nothing but a bother. I not like her. Mr. Jimmy not like her. It be better if you live in again, Mr....Rate it:

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Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell
Marty Isenberg
2016
1 Hurry up, guys. They're giving out full-sized candy bars over on Thompson Street. Yeah! Let's go. - Candy. - Hey, wait up! Go on. Knock. ...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012
- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017
1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
2011
I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Justice League: Gods and Monsters
Alan Burnett
2015
That was seismic magnitude 9.8. - We're at the end. - Your egg is set, Lara. All I have to do is add my genetic code. Just one finger print. Z...Rate it:

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Little Monsters
Terry Rossio
1989
FADE IN: on an old alarm clock, TICKING, the bells gone, the little hand missing, the big hand indicating twenty-after-something. It is bound wi...Rate it:

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Monsters
Gareth Edwards
2010
We've located one male and one female. We're heading in. - Move move move! - Come on, it's not safe. - This is a restricted area. - You need t...Rate it:

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Monsters at Large
Anthony Steven Giordano
2017
Go fish. Really? I thought I had you. Guys, thanks for inviting me out camping. This has been great. Yeah, just don't tell my parents we snu...Rate it:

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Monsters University
Dan Scanlon
2013
# The neck bone's connected # To the head bone # The head bone's connected to the horn bone Ah! I scared you! No, you didn't. Okay! Remembe...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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