Monsters Vs Aliens

Hey, Jerry

You might want to check this one out

Palomar just picked it up

Look like some type of UFO

and it's heading this way

How many times do I have to tell you this

UFOs don't exist and we are never gonna see...

Wow. It's energy

signature is massive

Holy Jesus, what do we do?

No one ever told us what to do

the only reason I took this job

is 'cos you don't have to do anything

Jerry, Stop it !

We calculate its impact point

Looks like

Modesto, California

Supenova:
this is Red Dwarf

We actually have one

Code Nimoy, I repeat

Code Nimoy

What are you guys doing here?

It's 5 o'clock in the morning

Hurry, turn on the TV

Turn it on now

...and some early morning fog

giving way to sunny skies

a perfect day to stop by the old folk garden craft show

down at the fair grounds

or a perfect day to marry

Susan Murphy

I love you baby

I love you too

And good morning

Modesto...

Channel 172

You look gorgeous, sweetheart

Thanks, mom

Ah, my little girl

Daddyi !!

Now I want you to know that

even though I'm about to give you away

I'll always be here

to take care of you

Don't cry 'cos then you're gonna make me cry

and this leaves me a mess

I can't help me

oh, I can't

Hello, everyone, attention attention

Wedding starts in 30 minutes

My beautiful daughter in law

Hi, mama Dietl

-It's like a fairy tale

The weatherman and

the weatherman's wife

Oh, romantic

-Ah, I know

Just think... this time tomorrow

I'm gonna be in Paris

and some day, we won't just be honeymooning there

Derek will become an anchor

or a foreign correspondant

and we'll travel all over the world

Oh, honey

my fingers are crossed

One thumb is shorter than the other

It runs in the family

Derek doesn't have that

-It skips a generation

Your kids are gonna have it

Wow

You look beautiful

So do you... I mean, handsome

I mean...

Sorry, I'm just a little frazzled

I just spent way too much time

with our parents

Don't worry, ok?

We'll be alone soon

Just us

Hmmm... eating cheese

and baguettes at the Sun

feeding each other

chocolate crepes, hmmm

Is something wrong?

-No, it's just that...

There's been a slight change of plans

We are not going to Paris

What?

Why not?

Because we are going

somewhere better

Better than Pars?

Oh, yeah

-Where?

Tahit?

-Nope!

Fresno

Fresno !

Fresno?

In what universe is.. Fresno

better than Pars, Derek?

In the...

I got an audition to become channel 23's

new evening anchor universe

I got the call from the general manager

He wants me to come inmediately, isn't that great?

Derek

That's ...

amazing

It's amazing. Fresno is like the

top 50 markets, isn't it?

Actually it's 55th

but we are on our way, babe

Now look

about Pars...

Oh, it's ok...It's fine

As long as we are together

Fresno is the most romantic city

in the whole world

I'm so proud of you

Of us...

not just of me

I mean, of course, but we are a team now

You are so proud of us

Now get out of here

It's bad luck to see me in my dress

Oh, come on !

You know I don't believe in that stuff

I'll be waiting for you

at the altar

The handsome news ancho

in the tux, alright?

I love you

There, I said it

I love you too

Susan !

Where could she be?

Susan !

Where are you?

Susan

Where've you been?

I think I just go hit

by a meteroid

Oh, Susan, every bride feels that way

on her wedding day

My goodness, look at you. You're all filthy

Thank God I have wet wipes

Wow

You are ... glowing

Thank you

No, no Susan, you're like, really glowing

You're green

Oh, no!

No

What's going on?

What's happening here?

You are all shrinking!

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