Monsters Vs Aliens

You'd better pray to the Lord

When you see those flying saucers

It may be the coming of the Judgment Day

Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this

one out. Palomarjust picked it up.

Looks like some type of UFO,

and it's heading this way.

How many times do I have to tell you?

UFOs don't exist

and we're never gonna see...

- Wow, its energy signature is massive.

- Holy Cheez-lts! What do we do?!

No one told us what to do!

I took this job because

you never have to do anything!

Jerry, stop it.

Let me calculate its impact point.

Looks like...

...Modesto, California.

Supernova, this is Red Dwarf.

We actually have one!

Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!

What are you guys doing here?

It's 5.00 in the morning.

Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!

...and some early morning fog,

giving way to sunny skies.

Seventy-five degrees.

A perfect day to stop by

the old folk art and craft show

down at the fairgrounds, or a

perfect day to marry Susan Murphy.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

And good morning, Modesto!

Channel 172.

You look gorgeous, sweetheart.

Thanks, Mom.

My little girl!

Daddy!

Now, I want you to know that, even

though I'm about to give you away...

...I will always be here

to take care of you.

Don't cry because then you'll make me

cry, and that's just gonna be a mess.

I can't help it!

Hello, everyone! Attention, attention!

Wedding starts in 30 minutes!

- My beautiful daughter-in-law!

- Hi, Mama Dietl.

It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman

and the Weatherman's Wife.

Romantic.

I know. Just think, this time tomorrow,

I'm gonna be in Paris!

And someday, we won't

just be honeymooning there.

Derek will become an anchor

or a foreign correspondent.

- And we'll travel all over the world.

- Honey, my fingers are crossed.

One thumb is shorter than the other.

Runs in the family.

Derek doesn't have that.

It skips a generation.

Your kids are gonna have it!

Wow, you look beautiful.

So do you. I mean, handsome.

I mean...

Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled.

I just spent way too much time

with our parents.

Don't worry, OK?

We'll be alone soon, just us.

Eating cheese and baguettes

by the Seine,

feeding each other chocolate crepes.

- Is something wrong?

- No, no! It's just that, well...

There's been a slight change of plans.

We're not going to Paris.

- What? Why not?

- Because we're going somewhere better.

- Better than Paris?

- Oh, yeah.

Where? Tahiti?!

Nope! Fresno!

Fresno!

Fresno.

In what universe is Fresno

better than Paris, Derek?

In the "I've got an audition to become

Channel 23's new

evening anchor" universe.

Got the call from the general manager,

he wants me to come in immediately!

- Isn't that great?

- Derek!

That's...

...amazing! It's amazing.

Fresno's a top 50 market, isn't it?

It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe!

Now, look. About Paris...

It's OK. It's fine!

As long as we're together,

Fresno is the most

romantic city in the whole world.

- I'm so proud of you.

- Of us! Notjust of me.

I mean, of course, but we're a team now.

You're so proud of us.

Now, get out of here.

It's bad luck to see me in my dress.

Come on. You know

I don't believe in that stuff.

I'll be waiting for you at the altar...

the handsome news anchor in the tux.

Love you! There, I said it.

I love you, too.

Susan!

Where could she be?

Susan! Where are you?!

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