Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Unknown | Law offices.
You know what I want to
be when I grow up?
- What?
- A fisherman.
I want to go fishing
every day till I'm rich
so I can move ri... | Rate it:
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Unknown | - Is it going?
- Yes.
Okay.
Leave a message for
Irving Zisman at the...
You fucking mutt, you're
fixing the penguin, dude.
I don't give a fu... | Rate it:
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Dirty Grandpa
John Phillips | So I said,
"If opposing counsel's
"invoking fiduciary
liability precedent
"under the terms of
Landgraf v. Henson,
"Your Honor, please,
by al... | Rate it:
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Grandpa's Great Escape
David Walliams | 1
Apologies, Herr Hitler. Your
bombers won't get through tonight.
Taka-taka-taka-taka-taka-taka.
Tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-tooka-too.
One ... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Let's Kill Grandpa This Christmas
Brian Gianci | 1
Merry Christmas, sir.
- What can I do for you.
- The question is what we can do for you.
- We're here to introduce you
to the power of Jesus... | Rate it:
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Undercover Grandpa
Jeff Schechter | 1
Yeah, feel me
Yo, come on
It's your homeboy Preach
in the building
And we vibing
And we having
a reef good time
Sing for me, girl
Gonna ... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou
Craig Moss | MAN: Your credit is based
on various factors...
and after reviewing your history...
I'm sorry to say you've been denied.
Denied? You... You got... | Rate it:
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Jackass - The Movie
Jeff Tremaine | Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville
and I'm about to rent a car.
- What's up?
- Hi, I have a reservat... | Rate it:
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Jackass 2.5
Unknown | Attention!
Be seated.
Now, I'd like to present to you
Jackass 2..
But before I do,
I would like to introduce you
to the fine men
who risked ... | Rate it:
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Jackass 3.5
Unknown | JACKASS 3.5
Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
Thank you very much.
People are always asking me,
"Is there anything
that... | Rate it:
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Jackass 3D
Jeff Tremaine | 1
Good evening. I'm Butt-head.
The movie you are about to see
will be presented using
special 3D technology.
You will see the Jackasses
like ... | Rate it:
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Jackass Number Two
Jeff Tremaine | Holy shit!
Oh, fuck!
No, no, no!
Oh, shit!
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
All right, boys and girls.
It's time for a puppet s... | Rate it:
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Jackass: The Lost Tapes
Unknown | Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
MAN: Three, two, one, fire!
(LAUGHlNG)
Come wash my back.
Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
United St... | Rate it:
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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz | Hey, Stifler, how come Steve
got all the talent in your family?
Bite me, Fuck Face.
Come on, man, you're missing it.
I've seen it a million tim... | Rate it:
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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay | HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail
running around this place?
HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail
running around this place... | Rate it:
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg | MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress,
spank my bottom. Spank it really hard!
Please, spank my bottom!
- That is unpleasant.
- Spank it really hard.
WOM... | Rate it:
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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Unknown | What's up, kids?
It's one week before Christmas.
I have Shitbird sleeping there...
...and I got my homeboys on standby
for a big snowball fight... | Rate it:
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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown | MAN ON TV. We now return
to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen.
-Where's the miIk? No miIk?
-We're out. No.
WaIk with me.
I want you to get ... | Rate it:
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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose | Forasmuch as it has pleased
Almighty God of his great mercy,
to take unto himself the soul
of our dear brother here departed...
...we therefore... | Rate it:
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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Unknown | Hey, Pete!
Hey, hold this.
I bought some sausage
to go with crackers
for Adrienne and me
because we made out last night.
Think she likes crac... | Rate it:
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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
Unknown | As you go forth
on your journey, and lead us
into the next century,
I know that you're going out
into this world and will give
one hundred and... | Rate it:
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Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Unknown | [Drum Cadence]
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Would You Please Rise
For The Grouch Anthem?
No, No, No.
With The Grouch Anthem,
You Stay Sitting Down.
... | Rate it:
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William Shatner Presents: Chaos on the Bridge
Unknown | Gene's ideas about the future
and about man, are wacky doodle. Red alert, shields up! David Gerrold:
He was a flawed man. He had great virtues,
... | Rate it:
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The Bad and the Beautiful
Charles Schnee | Stage 5.
Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now.
Very nice.
Honey, could you put your hand
up by your throat?
Telephone, Mr. Amiel.
Transatlantic,... | Rate it:
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Good Boy, Bad Boy
Ashwini Chaudhary | The ambience is romantic.
Let's fall in love.
Come, come, come.
Come, beloved.
The ambience is romantic.
Let's fall in love.
Come, come, come... | Rate it:
(4.00 / 1 vote) |
Bad Boys
Jim Mulholland | FADE IN:
1 EXT. MIAMI LANDSCAPE - NIGHT 1
The sun might be down, but the city is baking. Waves of
heat ascend into the sky while an unmarked ... | Rate it:
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Sergio Leone | You're...
...from Baker?
Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already.
Tell him I want to live i... | Rate it:
(3.67 / 3 votes) |
A Bad Moms Christmas
Jon Lucas | 1
My name is Amy Mitchell,
and this year I've ruined Christmas.
Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year
most stressed time.
One million... | Rate it:
(3.00 / 2 votes) |
Bon Cop, Bad Cop
Leila Basen | - Hey, Ron,
it's Patrick from Montreal.
- Patrick, you're on the air.
What can I do for you, buddy?
- I heard this rumour
that the Toronto tea... | Rate it:
(3.00 / 1 vote) |
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tyler Perry | Hello.
Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
That's what we do at Club Indigo.
The more you drink,
the better I look.
And the more you drink,
the better y... | Rate it:
(1.33 / 3 votes) |
A Bad Idea Gone Wrong
Jason Headley | 1
- The tropical places, you
know, that's the go-to,
get your white sands and your
blue water,
and your fuckin' guava trees
and whatever,
an... | Rate it:
(1.00 / 1 vote) |
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Rob Lieber | My parents say there's
no such thing as a bad day.
That it's all how you look at it.
What can I tell you? Parents.
Here is what I know.
They'r... | Rate it:
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Bad Apples
Bryan Coyne | 1
(somber music)
(woman humming)
(door bell ringing)
[Child] Trick or treat.
[Woman] Hi.
Oh, you guys look so cute here.
Alright, for you as... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Ass
John Bruno | The story begins
right here on this bus.
Line 144.
The same route I took every day.
- Yee-ha!
- But this day was different.
Something was abo... | Rate it:
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Bad Asses
Craig Moss | - Stand up, asshole.
- I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone.
I can kick your ass while you're
sitting down or standing up. It's your call.
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Ben - The Mandela Effect
Unknown | 1
- Well, I'm on my way home from settlement
on the house I bought at a sheriff's sale.
How do I turn this thing around?
And this is a good sig... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Blood
Maria Grimm | BAD BLOOD
Z!
Go inside.
I'm here, love...
Mother's here.
Alright, it's alright now.
Ricardo!
Can't you help your sister
when we're not here... | Rate it:
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Bad Blood: A Cautionary Tale
Sheila Curran Bernard | Stop!
Stop!
Stop right there!
Get in, hurry up
Hold it right there!
Don't move!
I tell you to stand still!
Ma'am, walk towards me.
Watch yo... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Blood: The Movie
Tim Reis | - Delivers the ball inside.
Count even at one.
We are here in the bottom
of the seventh.
Wolves enjoying a healthy
7-1 lead on the road.
Scot... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Boy Bubby
Rolf de Heer | Be still!
Princess Pink.
Princess Pink.
Such a good little boy...
That's right...
That's a good boy, Bubby...
Good boy...
Good little boy...... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Boys
Richard Di Lello | 1
Jesus! He's got my purse!
Stop him!
Hey, you! Come back here!
Yo.
Come on.
You got it all?
Everything.
Damn.
We're rich.
You hear that?... | Rate it:
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Bad Boys II
Ron Shelton | Ja, all this is under control.
A hundred and fifty million dollars
and my dope is on the way.
Today is gonna be a good day.
We are 25 degrees n... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Company
Jason Richman | Your friend is late.
He'll be here.
Yeah? I do have other bidders.
I personally vouch for this man.
Well, I trust you, Michael,
but you see,
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Company
David Newman | One to the right, one to the left.
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!
Take it easy.
The army'll make a man outta you.
Get on!
One ma... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Country
Jonathan Hirschbein | South Louisiana in the 1980s was
a different kind of time and place.
Some called it lawless.
But it wasn't.
Others said we just got a certain
... | Rate it:
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Bad Day at Black Rock
Millard Kaufman | Stopping?
Man, they look woebegone and faraway.
I'll only be here 24 hours.
In a place like this, it could be a lifetime.
- Good luck, Mr. Macr... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Day for the Cut
Chris Baugh | You look like a man that's being
eaten from the inside out.
What are you doing here?
Oh I think you
know... Leo.
You've wasted the fucking tri... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Dreams
Andrew Fleming | # Time has come today #
# Young hearts can go that way#
You ok, Cynth?
I mean, if you don't
want to do this,
You don't have to. That's
okay. ... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Family
Aleksi Salmenperä | Concentrate!
Dani, hand first!
Dad. Dad.
- Dad!
- Yes?
Eikka says you've
sometimes sent
innocent people to prison
and ruined their lives.
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Frank
Tony Germinario | 1
Hi.
- Hey.
- What's up, baby?
What are you working on?
Nothing.
What are you cooking?
- Eggs.
- Yeah?
I don't understand you. You're out... | Rate it:
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Bad Genius
Tanida Hantaweewatana | Forwarding STIC exams...
or the Salient Exams for the
International College...
who tested the knowledge of am...
... and used to apply for bacc... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Girl
Viña Delmar | I'm 'most frightened to death.
Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times,
you won't even give it a thought.
- Gee, Dot, you look swell.
- ... | Rate it:
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Bad Guy #2
Chris McInroy | - [Boss] Oh, fuck.
- Yeah boss, but it wasn't our fault.
There was a guy with a mask.
- One guy,
against 17.
- Yeah, but boss, I mean.
- No, ... | Rate it:
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Bad Hair Day
Matt Eddy | Okay.
Let's do this.
Oh.
We have a winner.
Monica, it's prom!
How can you still be in bed?
I know, I was up till
2:30 doing my hair poll.
W... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Influence
David Koepp | (turns on tap)
He's in a meeting, Michael.
Do you know that the third quarter
of schedule 47 is gone?
lt's 60 million in currency purchases
ou... | Rate it:
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Bad Johnson
Jeff Tetreault | 1
AH
OK
Wow
- You like that baby? - Oh I love it.
Oh Yea?
Yea?
Oh Shit!
Not what it looks like babe.
You're fucking my sister?
[Sighs]
Y... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Kids Go to Hell
Matthew Spradlin | Okay go go go!
Police, police, police.
Who's got two?
Who's got two o'clock?
Get down! Get Down!
Drop the axe! Drop it!
Get down on the groun... | Rate it:
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Bad Kids of Crestview Academy
Barry Wernick | Harvard
graduates of 19-ought-seven,
as you enter this new
chapter in your lives,
you can use your wisdom
and your brains!
Crestview academy ... | Rate it:
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Bad Lieutenant
Zoë Lund | Hey, folks,
I know the Mets are down 3-0
in a best of seven.
l know no World Series team
has ever come back
from 3-0 down to win four straight... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Luck
Thomas Woschitz | So?
Just junk mail.
The water filter guy called.
I know.
-You don't pick up your phone!
He can piss off.
What about the car? -I'll
finish it... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Match
David Chirchirillo | 1
Harris?
You must be Rachel.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, I'm a hugger.
That's, that's okay.
I'm super awkward at the
beginning of these... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Medicine
Steven Horowitz | You seem worried,
Mr. Marx.
No, sir. I'm not worried
at all, sir.
Ok. Let's check
your application.
Your father's
a doctor.
Yes, sir.
He's... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Milo!
Benjamin Hayes | Pick up. Pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up, pick up!
Sarah! Sarah!
Duncan, what happened to you?
Good. You're okay.
Go down to the basement.
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Moms
Jon Lucas | 1
AMY: I'm Amy Mitchell,
and I'm a mom.
I had my first kid
when I was 20 years old,
and I've been
running late ever since.
My days are fille... | Rate it:
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Bad Moon
Eric Red | There's a trading post
35 miles northeast of here in the plateau.
Ten miles north of that is a landing strip.
We can have the film
pouched out ... | Rate it:
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Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster | Nice. Sorry, good catch.
Boys, lunch is ready.
Here we go.
Ain't no doubt about it, lady,
you got a shitload of rats down there.
Damn, is it 3... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Night
Daniel Kinno | 1
Attracted to
the spark before the flame
Is it any wonder
That it all turns
out the same?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I've fallen for... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Santa
Glenn Ficarra | Hey, can I get another drink|down here?
I've been to prison once.
I've been married twice.
I was once drafted by|Lyndon Johnson and had to live
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Santa 2
Johnny Rosenthal | 1
Christmas, Christmas
Christmas
Well, it's Christmas time,
pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Christmas, Christmas
Well, it'... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Sugar
Jesse Armstrong | I've met the most beautiful
woman in the world,
and I'm going to marry her!
And best of all, Daddy,
she's from one of
the racial groups you to... | Rate it:
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Bad Taste
Peter Jackson | Hello, emergency.|What service did you require, please?
Hello, quick, anybody,|just get help!
- Where are you calling from, sir?|- Kaihoro, phone... | Rate it:
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Bad Teacher
Gene Stupnitsky | BAD TEACHER !! Enjoy!!
Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?
oops!! i know that you...hey you settle down
C'mon everybody settle d... | Rate it:
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Bad Timing
Yale Udoff | [Piano]
Well, she's up against the register
With an apron and a spatula
Yesterday's deliveries
A nd tickets for the bachelors
She's a moving v... | Rate it:
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Bad Turn Worse
Dutch Southern | You know, I should've got
biscuits and gravy.
I mean, technically
it's just biscuit and gravy.
'Cause it's just one biscuit
cut in half, see?
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bad Twin
Alix Reeves | [mist whooshes] [loon calls] [mysterious music] - Or crying, or worse,
and you know, I mean, that's when I knew
I had to end things with her. You... | Rate it:
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Bad Words
Andrew Dodge | 1
GUY: I'm not that good
at a lot of stuff.
Especially thinking
things through.
And that's why this
plan was so shitty.
But my feelings were... | Rate it:
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Batman: Bad Blood
J.M. DeMatteis | In other news, Chuckie Sol,
a made man in the Black Mask mob
was kidnapped at gunpoint
by masked assailants earlier today.
Suspicion is high th... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Big Bad Wolves
Aharon Keshales | 1
I don't like the looks of this.
What do you want from me?
- Where's the girl?
- What?
What girl? What are
you talking about?
- Is the rumo... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bon Cop Bad Cop 2
Patrick Huard | 1
(Siren wailing)
( Push + Pull by July Talk )
(Woman): Push and pull,
push and pull
Push and pull,
push and pull
Push and pull,
push and p... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Bordering on Bad Behavior
Ziggy Darwish | What do you call
a good looking Arab?
What the fuck?
Thanks, mate.
Who are we escorting next,
habibi?
Put it this way...
It's a pencil-pushi... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Born Bad
Jared Cohn | 1
I kiss her now.
You know...
Why do I always end up with random guys?
Do you at least know something about me?
Anything?
Can I say that...
... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Born to Be Bad
Ralph Graves | Are you looking at
the same thing I am?
Yes. That's the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen in my life.
And isn't that a stunning gown?
Looks a... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Born to Be Bad
Edith Sommer | I suppose
i should have phoned
instead
of just dropping in.
You'll love
christabel.
I'm happy to do it.
Christabel's uncle has
always been ... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Crook: It's Good to Be Bad
Kumaar | "Why do you always..."
"...talk about money?"
"Tell me something...
...why don't you fear God?"
"Money."
"What is money? I'll get
in abundanc... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Jack Irish: Bad Debts
Andrew Knight | 1
(Bell dings)
How the hell's it going to fit
in our apartment, woman?
If you think I'm going to remain
living within the bowels
of a Masonic... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Mad Sad Bad
Ji-Seung Han | 1
KOREAN ACADEMY OF FILM
ARTS (KAFA) PRESENTS
A KAFA FILMS PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION WITH CJ ENTERTAINMEN MAD SAD BAD
[Not everyone can like y... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Nothing Bad Can Happen
Katrin Gebbe | There's only one way you can be saved.
You must overcome your fear,
and trust in God.
Jesus, show me the way.
I believe in you,
and have no fe... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
Skvernyy anekdot (A Bad Joke)
Unknown | Humanity.
Only humanity.
Humanity with subordinates serves as a
reminder that they are human beings also.
I must admit, Ivan Illich,
I still c... | Rate it:
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The Bad Batch
Ana Lily Amirpour | USRCs employees are advised
to avoid prolonged physical
contact with bad batch inmates.
This includes eye contact.
Bad batch 5035 to 5040,
ste... | Rate it:
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The Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster | Pull that in there.
Right back to home.
Let's move it.
- Yeah, not bad.
- Okay, let's go for two now.
Okay, go for the bunt.
Everybody stay a... | Rate it:
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The Bad Seed
John Lee Mahin | 1
- Be right out, sergeant.
- Yes, sir.
- Car's here, sweetheart.
- All right, darling.
Rhoda.
Rhododendron, pal.
That's a mighty pretty pie... | Rate it:
(0.00 / 0 votes) |
The Good Guys and the Bad Guys
Ronald M. Cohen | Our story tells of a man grown old
His blood's still warm
but his heart's grown cold
He thinks he's still the man he was
But the young poke fun... | Rate it:
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Tribute to a Bad Man
Michael Blankfort | LAW OF THE GALLOWS
It was the spring of 1875
I ran westward from Laramie
...
... when I first saw Jeremy
Rodock Valley
If I ever had another ... | Rate it:
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VeggieTales: LarryBoy and the Bad Apple
Phil Vischer | [Fade in to the close-up of Bob the Tomato]
Bob: Hi kids! Welcome to VeggieTales! I'm Bob the Tomato.
Larry: (in his Larry-Boy costume): And I'm ... | Rate it:
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Very Bad Things
Peter Berg | FADE IN:
TITLE SEQUENCE
THE DEAD OF NIGHT
Pitch black. Dead quiet. Dim faint light appears in the
... | Rate it:
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