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Prawaal Raman
2011		The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Being Us
Sam Hancock
2013		Very, very important thing because you always have to be a good girl. And you always have to be a very, very, very good person. Who is it? I ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold
Sean Quetulio
2017		2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...Rate it:

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Not Cool
Dan Schoffer
2014		The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I start rockin ' Ah! The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I star...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Without My Daughter
David W. Rintels
1991		Mom, you be careful. ALPENA, MICHIGAN 1984 I think this is longer than it used to be! What a lovely day. BASED ON A TRUE STORY - Dad is lookin...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
To Be or Not to Be
Edwin Justus Mayer
1942		1 TO BE OR NOT TO BE Lubinski, Kubinski... Lominski, Rozanski and Poznanski. We're in Warsaw, the capital of Poland. It's August, 1939. Europe...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Being Julia
Ronald Harwood
2004		1 I've lived in the theatre since I was a kid. What I don't know about acting isn't worth knowing. Now, you may be 20 years old and just begi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Being John Malkovich
Charlie Kaufman
1999		INT. CHEERLESS ROOM - DAY The room is bare, dusty. A ceiling fan turns. The wall clock ticks. Craig, 30 years old and small, sits at a collapsibl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Kathy Waugh
2011		(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012		Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro
James Baldwin
2016		1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)
Being There
Jerzy Kosiński
1979		FADE IN: 1INT. CHANCE'S ROOM - DAWN A large-screen color TV dominates a room sparsely decorated with expensive furniture of the twenties. There ...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
*batteries not included
Mick Garris
1987		How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018		1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
2015		1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Anjelah Johnson! Oh, hi. It's so cool. Look at us, guys. We're here, Southern California. Hoo, ho...Rate it:

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Bader Zamalano the show Being a vlogger
Slim z
2023		[Opening shot of Bader sitting in front of the camera] Bader: Hey guys, what's up? It's Bader. As you know we started this channel with ...Rate it:

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Being AP
Unknown
2015		It's like being an addict, I'm an addict to my way of life because it's like a drug. I'm an addict to riding horses, I'm an addict to winning.....Rate it:

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Being Charlie
Matt Elisofon
2015		Charlie, why don't you tell us what you want to thank god for, and close your eyes and make a wish. Six months of sobriety? Nothing you want t...Rate it:

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Being Evel
Davis Coombe
2015		1 announcer: the following program is brought to you in living color. ( theme music playing ) carson: tonight we have evel knievel. he's pro...Rate it:

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Being Flynn
Paul Weitz
2012		JONATHAN: America has produced only three classic writers, Mark Twain, J.D. Salinger, and me. I'm Jonathan Flynn. Everything I write is a mas...Rate it:

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Being Human
Bill Forsyth
1994		1 [female voice] This...is the story of a story. Once upon a time, there was this... story, and the story said to itself, "How shall I begi...Rate it:

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