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Season #1 Episode #16

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[Opening shot of Bader sitting in front of the camera]

Bader:
Hey guys, what's up? It's Bader. As you know we started this channel with the promise to make a video for every certain number of subscribers, but it's been a while since our last video. Sorry about that.

[Annie and Caleb are shown playing with Shaikha and Slim Z joins the frame]

Slim Z:
What's going on, Bader?

Bader:
We need to make a new video. We promised our subscribers, and we have a good number of them now.

Caleb:
Actually, we have over a thousand subscribers.

Everleigh:
(excitedly) Yeah! We got so many that we couldn’t keep up with the videos.

Bader:
(smiling) Alright, let's celebrate! Let's buy an Xbox!

Caleb Johnston:
(in a concerned voice) Uh, no. Remember what happened last time?

Everleigh:
Yeah, every time you played on it, you thought you were in the game and acted like it!

[Cuts to flashback of Bader acting out a game in real life]

Bader:
(confused) That can’t be real! Was that me?

Caleb Johnston:
(to the camera) This happened multiple times.

Everleigh:
(to Bader) You even dressed up as the Assassin’s Creed character Desmond Miles and acted like him in public.

[Cuts to flashback of Bader dressed as Desmond and jumping off a high ledge while shouting "Eagle Sound"]

Bader:
(panting) I thought you died!

Caleb Johnston:
(irritated) No, dude. It was a game. And what about when you used the Portal gun and the Call of Duty machine gun?

[Cuts to flashbacks of Bader using a Portal gun and shooting a machine gun at the floor while Everleigh and Caleb scream]

Bader:
(defensive) Hey, it was just a game.

Caleb:
(exasperated) You see why we can't let you have an Xbox, right?

Bader:
(thinking) Hmm, you're right. But I still want to celebrate, so let's get a PS5 instead!

[Everyone gasps in surprise]

Caleb Johnston:
(sarcastically) Oh yeah, that's a much better idea. You can play Spider-Man and think you're a freaking superhero.

Everleigh:
(changing the topic) Ok, let's read some fanmail! [she pulls up an email] Oh, this is so sweet. They called me adorable!

[Brief silence as everyone waits for her to continue. Everleigh suddenly screams uncontrollably and the rest of the group jumps in shock.]

Bader:
(worried) Whoa, what happened?

Everleigh:
(pissed off) They thought I was a boy! I'm not a boy! [She storms off screen]

Bader:
(confused) But...you kind of do sound like a boy sometimes...

Caleb Johnston:
(horrified) Dude, don't say that to her!

[Everleigh comes back on screen, fuming.]

Everleigh:
(angry) I do not sound like a boy! (pauses) Ok, maybe a little bit, but that's besides the point! We still have to make a video for our subscribers!

[Closing shot of the group trying to decide what kind of video to make next.]

FADE IN:

INT. BADER'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Bader is sitting on the couch watching TV. Annie Baltic walks in.

ANNIE:
Bader, have you seen Shaikha?

BADER:
No, I haven't. Why?

ANNIE:
She's refusing to eat the sausage Caleb bought and it's causing some tension in the house.

BADER:
(smiling) Typical Shaikha.

ANNIE:
(chuckling) I know, right? I'll go find her.

Annie leaves the room and Bader goes back to watching TV.

CUT TO:

Bader:
[At his locker, organizing his books] I can't believe Caleb said that. Why does he always have to bring up that embarrassing moment?

[Caleb Johnston approaches Bader]

Caleb Johnston:
[Smirking] Hey, killer

[Bader looks surprised, before Tashi appears out of nowhere]

Tashi:
[Pushes Bader and locks him inside his locker]

Bader:
[Panicking] Ahh, help me!

Tashi:
[angry] I heard what you've been saying, Meadowlark.

Bader:
[mad] What? I haven't been saying anything! You wouldn't think I have enough problems without people I think I am going around stumping other peoples teeth out do I need that?!

Tashi:
[angry] Then who's been saying it, Then?

[Bader looks directly at Caleb Johnston, who quickly runs away]

Bader:
[In voiceover] You're never there when I need you, Caleb. Running like a coward.

[Principal Dr. Raymond approaches Tashi and Bader]

Principal Dr. Raymond: [Serious tone] Get in my office. Now.

CUT TO:

INT. PRINCIPAL DR. RAYMOND'S OFFICE - AFTERNOON

Bader is sitting in the principal's office with Tashi and Dr. Raymond.

DR. RAYMOND:
Bader, Tashi here tells me that you called her a "white cracker".

BADER:
That's not true! I never said that!

TASHI:
Yes, you did! And that's not the worst of it. He beat me up and knocked out my teeth!

DR. RAYMOND:
Is that true, Bader?

BADER:
No, it's not! She attacked me and I was just defending myself.

DR. RAYMOND:
(skeptical) I see. Well, we'll have to investigate this further.

INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - LUNCHTIME

Bader, Everleigh, and Caleb Johnston are sitting at a table eating lunch. Tashi Anderson and her goons walk by.

TASHI:
(smirking) Look who it is, the little crybaby.

EVERLEIGH:
(whispering to Bader) Just ignore her.

Tashi throws a D battery at Bader's arm and laughs.

BADER:
(angry) Why don't you try that again!

Bader Throws the D battery back at Tashi but misses and hits a nearby window, shattering it.

Caleb Johnston and Everleigh get up from the table and walk away.

Dr. Raymond comes out and everyone pointed at bader

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