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Peter Lefcourt
2013		God! Oh, my God. No restaurant! Hey! You buy, you take away! Man, she meaner than your mama. Man, nobody meaner than my mama. You got somethi...Rate it:

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Bobey Taleb
2013		Lord, you awaken our good man! Though the night is made for loving, and the day she comes too soon, yet will guide them now a'roamin', boys, by...Rate it:

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Benjamin China
2017		I'll tell ya, glad you're here I didn't think you'd make it. Heard they're closin' the highway tonight. Ah, not yet. Fire's still 65 miles out...Rate it:

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A.D. Calvo
2016		Woman: Got a letter from your crazy aunt's lawyer. Said she needs a live-in. How much you make this week? She's got money. And we're the only ...Rate it:

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Unknown
2007		PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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Eugene Jarecki
2012		A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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Joe Gayton
2008		Six o'clock. -Go dark. -Copy that. Keep it tight. No sound. Get down! Get down! -On your knees! -Get down! Jamal Al Din. Where is Jamal Al ...Rate it:

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Thierry Jonquet
2011		THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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Jared Rappaport
2016		Woman: What are you doing? Nothing. No, you're invading my personal space. Personal space is, like, arm's length. No. Not always. How so? ...Rate it:

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Charles Schnee
1948		I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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Tim Minchin
2007		I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I a...Rate it:

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William Friedkin
1985		1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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Gustavo Ron
2010		Recording! Don't look at me, this was your idea. Today is January the seventh. This is my first diary entry. This is a video-book, and everyth...Rate it:

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Larry Gross
2004		You want a drink? I think we're out of beer. - We out of beer? - You're empty. - I'll go get some. - I'll go. - No, I'll go. I don't care. -...Rate it:

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Maxwell Anderson
1934		1 Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death. And upon those in the tomb. Bestowing life. When I will come to see you. Rapi...Rate it:

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Gene Towne
1937		My dear lady, each day, for the last couple of months... this policeman is a walking right past my fruit stand. Then, he's a turn around... he...Rate it:

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