Zombieland Page #6
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- 2013
- 28 min
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Our GUYS are camped out in an IKEA SHOWROOM, enjoying
different ‘rooms.’ LITTLE ROCK swings in a hammock, scarfing *
a plate of SWEDISH MEATBALLS. COLUMBUS PLOPS down on a SOFA *
next to WICHITA and hands her a PIECE of PAPER. She reads:
WICHITA:
What are these?
COLUMBUS:
Clues.
WICHITA:
(reads)
My honey. My sweetie. Look for
the ‘X’ right under your feetie.
(beat, trying hard to act
pleasantly surprised)
A scavenger... hunt?
14.
CUT TO a MONTAGE of WICHITA uncomfortably ‘hunting.’
Flipping over pillows. Kicking over trash-cans. Columbus *
watches. At the end of the hunt, there’s a FANCY ENVELOPE. *
Wichita pulls out the card and acts excited. *
WICHITA *
A... poem! *
(scans) *
You rhymed ‘yearning’ with... *
‘burning.’ *
(panicky)
That’s incredibly nice. I’m so...
(goes to say ‘touched’)
...sorry. Really, really sorry.
COLUMBUS:
Oh, man. Are you..?
WICHITA:
Slowing this down. Way down.
COLUMBUS:
But Krista...
WICHITA:
(winces)
Cool if we go back to Wichita?
COLUMBUS:
privileges?! Be honest. Is there *
anyone else? *
Wichita and Columbus look over at the anyone else:
TALLAHASSEE. He’s writhing around on a fake BEARSKIN RUG,
wrestling to get his JEANS on OVER his BOOTS.
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
So you see, Wichita and I had *
already slowed it down. Way down. *
Maybe it was a good thing. This *
family’s plenty dysfunctional. *
EXT. AHMANSON THEATER - DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES - MORNING
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
Maybe that’s why we need new, uh, *
blood... *
Our HEROES stand downtown, BLINDED by the GLITTERY glass of
the L.A. LANDMARK. Suddenly, TALLAHASSEE spies MOVEMENT.
It’s the REFLECTION of a ZOMBIE running from behind!
15.
Tallahassee nonchalantly draws his WINCHESTER RANDALL, swings
it until it’s upside-down, pointing BACKWARD over his
shoulder, and FIRES. The zombie DROPS in a spray of BLOOD. *
Alerted by the noise, a BEARDED MAN in WINDOW-WASHING GEAR
appears on the ROOF of the Ahmanson, where he’s been taking
clothes off a makeshift CLOTHESLINE. He waves excitedly.
WINDOW WASHER:
Morning!
TALLAHASSEE:
Morning! Could use some company!
Join us?!
WINDOW WASHER:
Marvelous!
The man disappears, then reappears with a SUITCASE and climbs
onto a WINDOW WASHING PLATFORM. He uses the ROPE/PULLEY to
LOWER the platform - and himself - toward the street.
COLUMBUS:
It is marvelous. Remember this
day. As the start of something
truly special.
Wichita ROLLS her EYES. The man is passing a row of windows
when WITHOUT WARNING...
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