Zombieland Page #5
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- 2013
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LITTLE ROCK *
(nods) *
Pick our own leader! *
TALLAHASSEE *
Even give the place a name! *
‘Tallahassee.’ *
WICHITA *
We already need a new leader. *
LITTLE ROCK *
But why couldn’t we start a *
community? *
COLUMBUS *
We found Bill Murray, didn’t we? *
Bad example. *
DETROIT (O.S.) *
Survivors are few and far between. *
But they’re out there. Here we go-*
Wilshire east. Then left to 135 *
North Grand. Good luck. God *
bless. *
(beat) *
And thank you for using On-Star. *
(CLICK) *
Superimposed on-screen: a TITLE: 33. Keep Hope Alive. *
TALLAHASSEE *
Does she sound hot to you? *
COLUMBUS *
People in the telecommunications *
industry usually are. *
TALLAHASSEE *
She’s got a sister... *
Tallahassee starts the truck and pulls away from the curb. *
LITTLE ROCK *
(to Wichita) *
3 against 1. *
12.
WICHITA *
Whatever. *
Columbus reaches for Wichita’s hand. She pulls it away. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
I know what you’re thinking: these *
two lovebirds should be busy *
repopulating earth. Like Adam and *
Eve. Or Sarah Connor and Kyle *
Reese. Problem is, Wichita and I *
broke up... *
WICHITA walks out of the ocean, slamming in a one-piece.
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
COLUMBUS is lying on a towel, reading a BOOK, which he subtly
puts away as she approaches.
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
In the movies, a first kiss means
happily ever after. But in real
life, a first kiss is only a first
kiss. The beginning of a
relationship. In this case, a
relationship between two people who
epically suck at relationships.
The trouble started like this...
Wichita sits down on her towel... SNATCHES the BOOK. Stares:
WICHITA:
‘Rookie Dad:
Adventures inFatherhood’?
COLUMBUS:
No, no! It’s not what you think!
I don’t want to be an actual
father. Not yet. I’m just trying *
WICHITA:
OK. Um. She’s not your daughter.
COLUMBUS:
I guess more like sister-in-law.
WICHITA:
Nope.
13.
COLUMBUS:
Girlfriend’s sister?
WICHITA:
Hadn’t discussed the G-word.
COLUMBUS:
We are dating, right?
WICHITA:
Dating. Right.
She smiles to put him at ease. But awfully NERVOUSLY. He
takes her hand. She doesn’t entirely fight it.
COLUMBUS:
It occurs to me. We know each *
other... but we don’t really know *
each other. Stuff like... what *
would be your favorite place to
honeymoon? Sorry! Something
lighter. Who was your 1st grade
teacher? OK. What’s your favorite
bottled water?
(off Wichita’s stare)
Another time.
EXT. IKEA SHOWROOM FLOOR - DAY - FLASHBACK
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
And the trouble ended, not long
after, like this...
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