Zombieland Page #4
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- 2013
- 28 min
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COLUMBUS:
That’s not true!
TALLAHASSEE:
He’s right! Shark attacks.
WICHITA:
Slavery. And World War 2. And...
LITTLE ROCK:
Head-lice.
9.
TALLAHASSEE:
I once had head-lice.
(frowns)
Though I got it from a girlfriend.
She was technically a person. *
(to Columbus and Little
Rock)
Sorry.
COLUMBUS:
That’s OK. We prefer you on her
side of the argument.
(to Wichita)
I know you’re skeptical. But you
know the saying. ‘It takes a
village!’
WICHITA:
And where are we finding this...
village?
Columbus has no answer. But TALLAHASSEE raises an eyebrow. *
The FOURSOME finishes climbing into a BLACK CHEVY YUKON, *
Tallahassee’s ubiquitous number ‘3’ on the side. Tallahassee *
and Little Rock sit up front, Wichita and Columbus in back. *
Tallahassee reaches UP and hits the ON-STAR button (GM’s *
roadside service). After two rings, a sassy, young AFRICAN-*
AMERICAN WOMAN’S VOICE comes over the car SPEAKERS. *
DETROIT (O.S.) *
On-Star, how can I help you... *
TALLAHASSEE *
Detroit! Tallahassee! *
DETROIT (O.S.) *
Tally, sweetheart! Praise Jesus. *
Been worried about you guys! You *
don’t call, you don’t write! How *
ya doing? *
TALLAHASSEE *
Better now. You float my boat, *
beautiful... *
DETROIT (O.S.) *
Quit. *
10.
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
By way of introduction, meet *
Detroit. The ex-On-Star operator *
who wasn’t about to let a few flesh-*
eaters force her into retirement. *
Now she’s the Guardian Angel of *
Zombieland. Our eye in the sky. *
DETROIT (O.S.)
How can I help?
TALLAHASSEE *
We were hoping you might be able to *
lead us to other survivors. *
DETROIT (O.S.) *
Lonely, eh? Well... rumor has it *
there’s a big, safe community on *
the eastern seaboard... *
LITTLE ROCK *
See?! *
COLUMBUS *
Be real nice to put down roots. *
Call someplace-*
LITTLE ROCK *
Home. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
The magic word. Ever since I lost *
a family, and found one, all I’ve *
ever wanted to be... to feel... is *
home. *
WICHITA *
Where we come from, home’s a four-*
letter word. You wanna cross the *
country for some ‘community’ you *
know nothing about? That’s the *
kind of stupid you have rules for. *
TALLAHASSEE *
(to Little Rock) *
For just this once, your big sis *
may be right. The east coast is *
3,000 miles away-ish. With a lot *
of mindless meat-lovers in between. *
Little Rock and Columbus look defeated. Then an idea quickly *
rekindles his enthusiasm. *
11.
COLUMBUS *
Maybe we don’t have to find a *
village. We can found a village. *
Y’know, start it up. Gather our *
own people. *
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