Your Highness Page #5

Good luck and good bye.

Thadeous, this is Fabious' 28th quest.

How many have you been on?

Courtney,

how many quests have I completed?

Uh...

The answer is none.

It is finally time

for you to become a man.

You must journey with your brother

to rescue his bride.

Father, you can't be serious.

If you want me to go on to a quest,

then let's start with something easy,

like boiling a chicken

or beating off in front of a Pegasus.

Elementary things.

Look around you at the harm

that has befallen this castle!

This quest is your last chance

to prove to me and the kingdom

that you are a man worthy

to bear the family crest,

and to show that at your core,

you are not rotten,

but you are brave,

and honorable, and noble.

All the qualities expected of a prince.

The choice is yours.

Either journey with your brother

and the Knights Elite,

or you can face banishment

from the kingdom.

Sh*t.

You see, Courtney,

I alone understand how

to properly prepare for a quest.

Masculine garments,

proper, good collie to smoke upon.

How is Steven doing?

He looks like he's stoned, sir.

Fabious has Simon,

and now I have Steven,

a far superior creature companion.

Wouldn't you agree?

He will fare very well, indeed,

I'm sure, Your Highness.

I do hope this adventure

is not too stressful or boring.

Either way I intend to get properly

f***ed up if no one disagrees.

Belladonna, wake up. Wake up.

Who is that? Where am I?

'Tis I, Fabious. Your love.

Fabious?

You're still in Leezar's lair.

But fear not, I'm here to rescue you.

Fabious, it's really you.

I knew you'd come to find me.

I can't do this. I can't do it.

It's so mean.

You should've seen

the look on your face. It's me!

You're still a prisoner.

I've seen a beautiful world

beyond this prison,

and I count the hours till I escape.

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Lookie there.

The twin moons drawing slowly together.

Time moving them closer.

Just as time moves you

and I closer together.

And when

the two moons unite, so shall we.

Perhaps, keeping you

in this tower has left you ignorant.

You're so easily deceived.

For example, I have heard

that your Prince Fabious

has made his bed recklessly

with many maidens.

And I heard that he has fungi

on his genitalia as a result.

Also, he organizes orgies

with wenches and barbarians alike

and he takes sperm on him

and gives it to women freely.

Spilling his seed willy-nilly

as he makes his way through that orgy.

I don't believe you.

He is not the dashing young man

you believe him to be.

So

these are the harsh realities

of the outside world.

Welcome home.

Halt! Steady.

Oh.

Sorry to disturb you two love birds

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