Your Highness Page #6

but we've arrived

at the home of the Wize Wizard.

Who the hell is the Wize Wizard?

He's an ancient seer who helps many

on their quest with added insight.

Great. Well, let me know how it goes.

Leave him in his carriage, Fabious.

You and I will seek counsel

with the Wize Wizard.

No.

Come, Brother. This is the first stop

on your first quest.

We shall go together.

Brother,

you look ravishing in that armor,

but I don't think you'll need it.

The Wize Wizard is a peaceful,

little old man.

I'm wearing it.

You're just being jealous.

Sh*t!

Thadeous!

F***.

Hello? Anyone home?

Looks as if someone is

cultivating glorious herbs in here.

Hey, Wize Wizard,

is that you over there?

Who dares enter my den?

It is I, Prince Fabious

and my brother, Prince Thadeous.

We come to seek counsel.

Come, come. Give me kisses.

Kiss him.

F***, no.

Pretty please.

Kiss it on the mouth.

For the quest.

I do it every time I come.

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Oh, god.

Sit, sit.

Sit.

Fabious has been coming here

since he was a boy.

You did this when you were a child.

Yes!

We had great times, didn't we?

Yes, yes, we did.

You would kiss him?

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, sometimes we

would do other things.

Like what?

When I was younger, we'd take

our shirts off and jump on the bed.

Playful secrets.

Don't tell father.

Hmm.

Breathe deeply of these herbs

and share a vision with me.

Of course.

Yes. Allow me to puff as well.

Hmm.

Those are some powerful herbs.

Giving me dark visions.

Shall we pack this again?

I'm not getting visions.

I'm not sure if it's working, Wizard.

Visions. Visions.

Thadeous,

are you seeing what I'm seeing?

You making a fool yourself.

Handle your sh*t, Fabious, please.

No, I can't.

Please, interpret these visions, Wizard.

Prophecies foretell of an evil wizard

laying his seed inside a virgin

under the eclipse of the two moons.

What? What evil prophecy is this?

The child she would spawn

is said to be a dragon most powerful.

Ew. Leezar wants to make love

to Belladonna to create a dragon?

That's f***ing disgusting.

I cannot let this happen.

When is this eclipse?

In five nights' time,

but you will need an enchanted blade

to do this warlock in.

A blade made of unicorn horn.

Say where I can find such a sword

and it shall be mine.

It rests in the depths

of the most perilous hidden labyrinth.

Just beyond Muldiss Darton.

Muldiss Darton.

Well, what is Muldiss Darton?

It's a place of legend.

Oh. Powerful magic.

This crooked compass

will catch the light

and point the way to

the labyrinth's location.

Be warned,

they say the walls of this maze

drive men to madness.

But if you can find your way,

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