
Your Highness
Prepare thyself for one twisted tale.
Through the chapters of time,
legends have been told
of brave knights, evil warlocks,
beautiful maidens, magical prophecies,
Be not afraid.
This is your destiny.
You will bear my seed,
giving birth to a new beast,
a new age:
An age where I will command mankind
in fear!
To arms!
At ease, Maiden.
When the light of the world flickers,
we, the Golden Order of Knights,
restore the rule of good.
You're safe now.
Then let us pray
that 100 years from now
when these two moons meet again,
there will be a hero
as brave as you, my lord.
A hero as brave.
Oh, f*ck me.
Prince Thadeous of Mourne,
you are hereby sentenced to death
by hanging
for your illicit behavior
second wife Regina.
You're a disgrace to any kingdom!
I say hang the bastard.
Get on with it!
And your minstrel, Courtney,
is to be tarred and feathered
for unlawful association with a deviant.
Children, I'm allergic,
please. Let's not.
Please! These allegations,
they're being greatly exaggerated.
It was more or less just heavy petting
with a brief moment of penetration.
Disgusting!
He deserves to die! Kill him!
Hang the bastard!
Hey! Easy! That's not nice.
You, bloodthirsty little fucker!
Show me some respect, I'm a prince!
To the bowels of hell!
Good night, Prince.
Oh, dear gods.
Your Highness, what are you doing?
I'm escaping, Courtney!
Quit playing with those children
and help me!
Kill him!
Get him! After him!
Your Highness, wait for me!
Why are they upset?
All dwarf queens are unfaithful.
Hurry, Courtney, back to the kingdom!
Forgive us with your tiny hearts!
Faster sheepies, faster!
Please wait, sir!
Courtney, you've proven
yourself useless yet again.
Who's that?
We're safe and we're stoned.
Ganja!
They're gaining on us.
Oh, the dragon!
Those Highland Dwarves have got weapons!
Coming through.
Boobies!
Watch out, Courtney!
I'm telling father we should go
to war with these double-crossers.
Poultry!
Livestock! Courtney,
this is no time to be napping.
I'm a chicken.
Let's get back... Oh, look!
break up this pursuit.
Dangerous, yet delicious.
I'm jumping out this window.
He's angry!
Courtney, break my fall with your body.
Ow! Please don't hurt my bottom!
Run, Courtney! Pick up the pace!
Why do people so little run so fast?
That was close.
Courtney, I've had enough
of this nonsense!
Crack-a-lacka, you little varmint.
They're devils, sir! They're devils!
- Get him!
- They're muscular.
- Get off me!
- That's it, sir!
Your Highness!
YOUR HIGHNESS:
Please tell me
that you completed your simple task
and secured the treaty
signed by the Lord of the Dwarf Village.
Father, they sent a beautiful woman
to distract me and I was defenseless.
Don't bandy words with me, Thadeous.
Your brother is to return
from his quest at any moment.
Please go and bathe yourself.
Why must I bow to greet him?
No one does anything special for me
when I do extraordinary things.
And what extraordinary things
have you done of late?
Do tell me. Enlighten me.
Courtney, what extraordinary things
have I done?
You took a bubble bath, ate some toast,
had a sleep for one hour,
and commissioned a naked statue
of your fine self.
God, if your mother could see you now.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Oh, dear gods.
It is with blossoming personal joy
that I announce the return
of the mighty,
the magnificent, the merciful,
Prince Fabious!
Hey, Prince Fabious, we adore you!
Welcome home, Prince Fabious.
You're my king, Prince Fabious.
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