Your Highness Page #2
Today is Thundarian's birthday.
Thundarian, is it your birthday?
It's not my birthday.
It's not Thundarian's
birthday, Thadeous.
Enough, enough.
My heart's desire, what is this?
No. That's a... We call that a fork,
and you use that for your food.
Right there. F***ing idiot.
Having spent years in the tower
has made her ignorant to some of
our customs and things in general.
Why, yes, of course.
If your mother were here today,
she would be a very proud woman,
Fabious.
Thank you, Father.
Which is why I ask your permission
to marry her at once.
The glory of romance!
I call upon my criers to proclaim
that tomorrow we'll see the greatest
wedding this kingdom has ever known.
And tonight, we celebrate!
I don't like this.
Courtney, will you make funny faces
to entertain me?
No.
Never triangle face.
I hate triangle face. It scares me.
Apologies.
Ah.
Good evening, Your Royal Highness.
Julie.
Hello, f***ing Julie.
What a wonderful,
wonderful evening, sire.
Yet another glorious achievement
in the whole firmament of starring
moments for your brother Fabious.
for the rest of our lives.
Isn't that amazing how he can talk
and suck my cock at the same exact time?
Yes, it is. Incredible.
Should have closed your eyes, Julie.
I know your vulgarity masks your pain.
No, it doesn't.
I was trying to remember
the last time we had
one of these wonderful
evenings for you, sir.
Surely there must have been one
somewhere in the history of this
kingdom, of your illustrious life.
There must've been some moment
that we can all remember.
and there's nothing.
Courtney, I think I've had enough
of this foul party.
Yes, sir.
Stupid Julie, I'll show him.
I am Thadeous,
the greatest sword fighting man
to ever live.
I will murder anyone whoever tries
to insult me
or challenge me.
Some balls you have, Simon,
showing yourself to me.
No matter what you say,
we'll never be friends
because I hate mechanical inventions
and you know this.
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hey, Simon.
You should swing from your hips,
Brother. You'll get more leverage.
Here, let me show you.
Oh, god.
Put your hands there, yeah,
and swing.
Gods, get off of me.
I know how to use a sword.
- Do you?
- Yes.
We'll see about that.
Okay, enough.
I don't want to do swords with you.
I'm doing it by myself.
Defend yourself, Brother!
- Stop it.
- There you go.
Stop.
Defend yourself!
Stop it.
Oh, sh*t!
You just nicked my knuckles!
Oh, you'll be all right. It's not
as if I cut your head off or anything.
Why would you bring
that disgusting thing here?
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