Your Highness Page #3
It's getting juices in our water supply.
It's a souvenir of my kill.
I always take one
from a foe that's tasted the cold,
unrelenting steel of my blade.
Souvenir of your kill?
That sounds like a rather stupid,
bloodthirsty tradition.
What's your problem?
Why are you such a sourpuss?
I'm not being a sourpuss. I just
didn't wanna be at that celebrations.
All I want is for you
to be a part of this moment.
I want you to be gay with me and father.
I don't want to be gay with you two.
I'd rather just stay in here
with my blade and f*** things up.
Why would you say that?
Because, Fabious, it's true.
I'm sick and tired
of everyone sucking up on your tits
because you are to become king.
All the while, no one gives
But Thaddy,
first borns like me, we become king.
Second borns, you can be
whatever you want to be.
I want to be king.
Maybe we can both be king.
No, I want to be king by myself.
Well, cheer up, Brother.
I have something else that you can be.
What?
Best man at my wedding.
I can think
of no one else I'd want by my side
as I sing my vow passionately
into her eyes.
Sounds tedious and boring.
If I'm not mistaken, it's tradition
that the best man gets
to finger the bridesmaids.
Really? I've never heard
of this tradition.
You have a f***ing deal.
Oh, you're gonna be so handsome!
Who's gonna be
the most handsome best man?
Probably me.
Who's the prince
with the most dashing moustache?
Me.
Me, of course.
I love you, Thadeous.
Okay, that's cool.
All gather for the royal wedding!
Hello there, best man.
Best man?
If he wanted a best man,
How many quests
have I been on with Fabious?
- Countless.
- Mmm.
I gave my hand to save his life
on the battlefield.
And yet he chooses Thadeous
as his best man.
That sorry sack of sh*t.
Such a poor excuse for a prince.
He's nothing more than a self-entitled,
rotten child!
Idiot.
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
Belladonna...
Oh, my love.
Oh, Fabious, I can't wait
until the cervix is over,
and to lie together as one:
No, the service.
of muscles that contracts or expands.
It's up in your vagina.
after the wedding.
Have you not consummated your love?
Not yet.
Belladonna has never been with a man
so we've decided to preserve her purity
till after the wedding.
She's given me this ribbon
from her fair hair.
To hold on to until
we can be together in a sex-way.
Yes.
Enough, enough.
If Thadeous wishes to play forgetful
on his brother's day of days,
then wait we shall not.
I can't get married
without my brother. He's my best man.
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