Your Highness Page #4

His time has passed.

Pick another best man.

No.

- Julie, you be best man.

- Here you are.

Godsdammit.

Oh, Brendan, you trolls have it so easy.

Out here playing recklessly

in your beautiful mud.

Eating your scraps

of horse meats and crumbs.

- Green grass.

- Green grass.

And do tell, how do you get so dirty?

You just take the earth

and rub it upon your face?

Your Highness,

the wedding has... Hello.

The wedding has started.

I do not care.

I'd rather stay with

this fine gentleman.

Hiding here with my true friends.

Yes.

Let the whole entire wedding wonder

and worry where I am.

This is the day

that I've been waiting for

Sand in the kingdom

Our love is born

Flowing from the ocean to the moons

Your heart now I hold

You have a beauty I can't ignore

Bastion of all I do adore

Giving this moment

Our love that's true

Our hearts now are one

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Reveal yourself, stranger. Are you lost?

A thousand pardons. I mean not

to intrude on such a joyous occasion.

However, today I just

could not help myself.

Leezar!

You're not welcome here, devil!

If you come in peace, say so,

otherwise prepare to meet your doom.

Oh, brave Fabious.

You murdered my Cyclops. But I have

other perils in store for you.

Ones that are beyond

the bounds of your imagination.

One, in particular,

involving an ancient prophecy destined

to be fulfilled by a powerful warlock,

me:

And, of course, a very beautiful virgin

that looks just like

her.

I was keeping that one

for something very special.

And I dare say it was rude of you

to steal her from me.

Now I'm here to get her back.

And just how do you plan on doing that?

Magic,

motherf***er.

Not a moment more.

- Knights, to arms!

- Take him!

Do you honestly think

your band of worms can stop me?

Arise therefore, my mothers!

Watch out!

Come with me.

Leezar!

I shall not go back

to that dreadful tower!

Look into my eyes!

You will learn to love me!

Do you understand?

Come on.

Impossible.

Farewell, Kingdom of Mourne.

As always, it has been my pleasure.

I thought it was from riding sheep,

but it turns out just

to be an ear infection.

You f***er!

Good times.

No one get up. I'm very tired.

I'm going straight to my bed chambers.

Brother, thank god you're alive.

When you didn't show up

for the wedding, I feared the worst.

Why are you crying?

Leezar has taken my love.

- What?

- Yes.

So, your brother is

about to embark on yet another quest.

This time to rescue Belladonna

and rid the land of

that loathsome wretch

once and for all.

Wow, how noble of him.

Well, it was nice to see you,

as short as the visit was.

I look forward to hearing about it.

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