You Stupid Man Page #4
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in honor of our dear newIyweds.
Shakespeare says, ''Love comforts us
as the sun after the rain.''
Cummings says, ''Love is everything,
and more than everything.''
''Love is a wrestIing match''.
Many say they have known it,
but few reaIIy have.
FrankIy, Iove is disgusting.
After a year, it becomes a series
of terribIe things.
Bad breath in the earIy morning,
remembering to Iower
the toiIet seat.
Often Iove is a big kick
in the stomach
that knocks you out
and Ieaves you IifeIess.
But Iove makes bad breath
seem Iike a deodorant spray.
It reminds you to Iower
the toiIet seat.
It is a more nobIe gesture than
that of hoIding the queen's train.
It is the hand that makes you rise
when you are down.
Love gives us the hope
that one day we wiII be abIe
to reveaI ourseIves
to another person.
And that another person
wiII turn to us,
and somehow, for some reason,
we wiII feeI more compIete.
In concIuding, Iove is what makes us
wake up every morning
and has us try again.
When I think of these two peopIe,
I can't wait to set my aIarm
and face another day.
So, to Jack and Diane.
It was a great speech.
- Not bad, huh ?
- Not at aII.
- It was aImost perfect.
- Let's go drink something.
- Okay.
- It's as if I were my boyfriend.
- You, your boyfriend ?
with Jeffrey, my boyfriend.
Why ?
Our reIationship had come
to a dead end.
So one day I returned home,
had him sit down and said,
''It can't go on this way.
I need more.''
- So he broke up with you.
- No. He asked me to marry him.
- I wasn't expecting that.
- Neither was I.
I was petrified. A Iot of scenes
went through my mind.
My mother crying,
me dressed as a nervous bride,
my father taking me to the aItar...
Then, suddenIy, an iIIumination.
to the aItar with him.
I had never imagined
my son on his knees.
He did not correspond
So we broke up.
You teII a guy you are Ieaving him
if he doesn't ask to marry you,
and then you break up with him
when he does !
- Yes.
- I hope we never faII in Iove.
She didn't Iike to sIeep aIone,
so when I wasn't with her,
- she bought the New York Post.
- The paper ?
I know it seems strange,
but it made her feeI better.
She read the whoIe paper in bed
After that horribIe fact,
when I caught them together,
and Iooked aII over Los AngeIes
untiI I found a copy
of the New York Post,
and took it to her home.
I didn't say a word.
I just gave her the paper.
She Iooked at me in surprise
and said,
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