You Stupid Man Page #5

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''I don't beIieve it.

Am I on the front page again ?''

- That can't be !

- You're teIIing me !

I'm sorry, I know

it's not funny for you.

I'm sorry.

You are beautifuI when you Iaugh.

You know that ?

- We'd better go now.

- Sure. Let's go.

You were nice to take pity on me.

- I didn't pity you.

- I'm not compIaining.

I get aII shook up

when peopIe pity me.

Then no good-night kiss.

Going to bed is

out of the question, right ?

- Everything seemed too perfect.

- AIways exaggerating !

- Do you think it's normaI ?

- It's not the end of the worId !

I'm not cheating on Diane.

I chat on Internet.

It's not the end of the worId ?

You are married !

We send each other e-maiIs.

That's aII.

- Can I have her e-maiI address ?

- No !

- Don't be seIfish.

- Okay. ''Jane doesn't do it. com.''

Try with Internet.

You get fantastic chicks.

I don't know if his new girIfriend

wouId Iike that.

What ? Nadine ?

- You go to bed with her ?

- No. She heIps me with ChIoe.

If we went to bed together,

I couIdn't ask her advice on ChIoe.

You mean to teII me you don't

have sex with that woman

because you two taIk about another

woman you don't have sex with ?

It's Iike having an infiItrate

in the enemy camp.

Did you ever want to ask

your girIfriend questions

but you couIdn't, because

she is your girIfriend ?

I can ask her anything I want

because we don't pIay

on the same team.

We're Iike 2 agents heIping each

other to get advantageous contracts.

I am Iearning a Iot of secrets

on what women think.

Secrets ? Can you ask her

something for me ?

- No.

- It's a Iegitimate question.

AIright. Let's hear it.

Ask her if 45 centimeters

is too much.

You massacre her !

This is the most beautifuI

Saint VaIentine's day of my Iife.

And you are the best person

I couId ever have met.

I have never been so much in Iove.

I am the Iuckiest man in the worId !

Jeffrey, hi.

Hi, Nadine. This is

my girIfriend, Audrey.

She's not your girIfriend.

- PIease, don't.

- My pIeasure. I am...

Don't give him your hand !

- Everything okay ?

- You shouIdn't have a girIfriend.

You shouId be crying over me.

Did he teII you

I broke up with him ?

- Don't Iook at me Iike that.

- Like what ?

As if to say, ''You'II become an oId

madwoman who buys food for cats

and everyone wiII Iaugh at you

knowing you don't have a cat !''

- Breathe.

- Let's go.

Why is it that every time

I break up with a man

I insist on trying to get back

with him for about a year ?

I Ieft him, but he doesn't want

to go back with me.

- Why ?

- You want to go back with him ?

- No.

- No.

That's not the point.

He shouId want to go back with me.

- What are you doing ?

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