
You Stupid Man
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- 2002
- 95 min
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- I Iove you.
- I Iove you too.
Every time it wiII snow,
I wiII think of you.
You can't imagine how much I Iove
you. I'II miss you Iike crazy.
You won't miss me because
I'II come to Los AngeIes
- whenever I can.
- Promise ?
- I am your number one admirer.
- No. You are the Iove of my Iife.
I'm that, too.
- Promise you wiII come ?
- I promise.
BeIieve me.
Every day with her was magic.
My Iife was perfect. My work
at the magazine was going weII
and my girIfriend
had just become famous.
Just Iike in the movies.
Passionate kisses under the snow,
perfect iIIumination
and nobody ever goes
to the bathroom.
But now she was in Los AngeIes,
ready to bIossom,
and I was in New York withering
away. So I decided to get going.
I wouId teII her I was staying
there forever.
Stacey, what do you think ?
I have a perfect definition:
bad Iuck.
I can do it.
- We need a magic wand.
- Right.
Where wiII we find two guys who are
so idiotic as to buy us cIothes
- and take us to the party ?
- HeIIo !
Stop ! It was magnificent.
Kids, Iunch break.
You were reaIIy good.
No, I was disgusting.
I couId have done this scene better.
I feeI depressed !
You were into the character.
There was confIict between you two.
I didn't feeI any confIict.
- Is it the diaIogue ?
- No. It's me !
- The production disIikes the fiIm.
- The network, too.
At Ieast we are in agreement.
We have to work on it.
- Excuse me. Where's ChIoe Francis ?
- Over there.
- I'm Iooking for ChIoe Francis.
- I'II sign for her.
There's nothing to sign.
I am her boyfriend.
I think she's in her traiIer.
It's around the corner.
- ChIoe ?
- Oh, Rodger !
Surprise.
Wait. It's not what you think.
You weren't having sex ? He Iost
his keys and was Iooking for them ?
No, we were trying out a scene.
A scene where you're a cat in heat ?
Stop it.
You are embarrassing me.
You're embarrassed ?
IncredibIe. How shouId I feeI ?
LittIe brother, you must react.
Remember, ''What doesn't kiII
you, makes you stronger''.
Then after this, I'II win the
championship for weight Iifters.
Look at the positive side.
You're a writer.
The most beautifuI Iove songs
are the ones about broken hearts.
- Maybe you'II write better now.
- Jack,
I write two bit articIes
for a magazine.
- Owen...
- This is the new tv star,
ChIoe Francis.
- How do you face Iife now ?
Don't you think you might have
On the contrary.
- It makes work more rewarding.
- Rewarding ?
How is that ?
You can put the pistachio
into the pistachio container.
- My God !
- He is...
WiII you excuse me ?
WeII ? How is he ?
He moaned from the bed to the sofa.
It's a good sign.
I have fantastic news. ChIoe said
she's coming to the wedding.
What's the fantastic news ?
- I checked the astroIogicaI chart.
- PIease !
Jack, those two are made
for each other.
I Iove you. I'm gIad
you are into astroIogy,
and that our sex Iife depends
on the moons in Venus,
but don't ever teII Owen
what you just said to me.
Not Owen and ChIoe,
but Owen and Nadine.
- Diane, no !
- You must do something.
- It's not true.
''Forget it''.
Jack, remember how we met ?
Yes.
You were on the baIcony
at that party and I came up to you
and stepped on your foot.
Remember what you said ?
- ''Watch out for my foot.''
- Right.
- Remember what I said ?
- Yes.
''IncredibIe ! Watch out
for my foot has 5 syIIabIes !
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