You Stupid Man Page #3

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- I am encouraging fate.

- Worry about your own.

- This pIace is cooI.

- Good-bye, Owen.

- How are you ?

- Fine, and you ?

- Fine. It's cooI here.

- Yes.

- I'm sorry about Iast week.

- No. I shouId apoIogize.

- You were very rude.

- You aIways taIked about your ex.

Your mouth was shut tight.

You compared our orders

to someone

who peed on a Christmas tree.

- I was soIving a probIem for you.

- A probIem ?

Jack and Diane said you were Iooking

for a boyfriend. I wanted to heIp.

I don't know if you're aware of it,

but a wedding creates strong

emotionaI tension for women.

We become vuInerabIe and uptight.

What are you saying ?

I say you can get

your ass out of here !

It's that I bIoat...

I'm nervous.

- That is evident.

- I'II change air.

- A IoveIy voice.

- Yes.

- Nice tits too.

- You have a one track mind !

Which is ?

I preferred making this decision...

- I'd Iike two gIasses of champagne.

- Right away.

I prefer a beer.

- That's for Robert, right ?

- Rodger.

Rodger, right !

- Okay, how did...

- I took it very weII.

I took it weII. I am surprised

at how weII I took it.

WeII... Okay.

And how are you ?

How did you take it ?

I took it quite weII.

The program is doing beautifuIIy.

I was very busy, and now

I've decided to take a break.

That way I can ''chamomiIe''.

- What ?

- ReIax.

For a moment I thought

I was dysIexic.

Your extravagant sIang...

I'm not used to it.

- I have to go.

- Wait !

Excuse me.

Sorry. I didn't want...

CouIdn't we... taIk ?

- Just a minute.

- We have nothing more to say.

I stiII have to say a Iot of things.

For exampIe, ''Why'' ?

Why did you do what you did ?

You think this is the right time

and pIace to discuss it ?

- WeII...

- It's not. I have nothing to say.

I'm sorry that it's tough for you.

I am sorry you are suffering.

I had not intention of faIIing

in Iove with Rodger.

- Itjust happened.

- Just happened ?

SpiIIing over wine or Iosing

a waIIet is something that happens,

but going to bed with the other

Iead roIe does not happen !

Thanks.

Is there a word to describe

a cynic and crueI Iiar ?

I am surprised at how weII

I took it. You too ?

We found a peeping Tom.

- Are you taIking to me ?

- Yes. He was Iooking.

- You must Iook at the waII.

- Were you Iooking at my dick ?

It's none of your business !

I wasn't Iooking.

I have a neck-ache.

I dropped something.

He was Iooking at me !

Buy a porno magazine !

It's reaIIy something.

Shut off that Iight.

Everything is okay, honey.

Good evening. I am Owen.

Since I am not good at making

speeches in pubIic,

I'II onIy steaI a few seconds

of your time.

I'd Iike to propose a toast

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