Yoga Hosers Page #4

You know it's you Babe.

Whenever I get weary

and I've had enough.

Feel like giving up.

You know it's you Babe.

Giving me the courage and

the strength I need.

Please believe that it's true.

Babe I love you.

Babe I love you.

Oooh... Babe.

Ladies. Up Dog.

One. two. three.

What a farce.

I can't believe they

actually have the balls

- to try to call this Yoga.

- I know.

How are ya. girls?

Ms. Wicklund.

You photo bombed us.

Way hip. Ms. Wick.

What makes you two

think that you can sit out

of my yoga class this morning?

This isn't yoga.

This is like a parody of yoga.

And our yoga instructor gave us this

note to give to you. Ms. Wicklund.

We have permission to

sit oot anytime you do yoga

here in Phys Ed because he

doesn't want his teachings

derailed by what he calls.

"The abortion of Phys Ed Yoga."

Well far be it me to argue

with a strip-mall swami.

Uh. technically he's a yogi.

Right?

Technically.

There's a school honor policy

aboot camera phones in PE.

There is?

Do any of you ladies want

to be photographed by these

two while you're all

sweatin' like hogs?

- No.

- I didn't think so.

Is she talking aboot us'?

No. she's talking aboot the

other two Colleens behind us.

I'm talkin' aboot

you're entire generation.

Generation Why Me? I call it.

You live on your phones.

You have no idea how to function like

normal people in the real world.

Ms. Wicklund.

This isn't the real world.

This is Canada.

Oh. is that right. eh'?

Well. how about you save

your Can-bashin' sass

for your tweets.

And your Facebookins'.

And try clickin' like on this.

Girls.

No phones for the

rest of the day!

What?

You can get 'em back at 2:45.

After the last bell.

Ms. Wicklund.

Our phones are who we are.

If you take away my phone like I'm

some sort of pygmy in Monaco.

- Who am I supposed to be?

- I feel like I'm going to pass oot.

And now Colleen M.'s

having hot flashes.

You're on a new

phone plan now. girls.

Unlimited minutes. unlimited

looks to the world around you.

And no roaming charges.

So go roam.

Withoot your phones!

Here I go.

Are you happy. Ms. Wicklund?

You killed Colleen.

- The gym floor was really hard.

- I know. it's okay.

Greetings.

Cess-bearing scholars.

Are you ready to go deep

inside the annals of history?

We're still talking aboot

World War ll.

Fascists. Genocide.

The worst thing that has

ever happened to human kind.

Why do we even gotta learn about

this old stuff anyway. Ms. Maurice?

I mean. it happened. like.

A million miles away,

like a million years ago.

Mon dieu?

You all think history

is so boring.

Well. what if I told you.

During World War ll.

There were Nazis right here.

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