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In Winnipeg?

All of them making

preparation for the day Hitler

finally came to conquer

Canada and the United States.

There were Nazis here in Canada.

Ms. Maurice?

Let's see. what can

I tell you about Canadian Nazis?

Well. many years back

in the 1930's there was

a great depression

in the True North.

Canadians were hungry.

Some turned their hunger into anger.

And they looked for

someone else to blame for

the country's financial woes.

And as a result. in Toronto.

The first Swastika Club opens.

A pub full of drunks.

Offering up anti-Semitic rabble

aboot deporting Canadian Jews

to the Hudson Bay.

Wait. they wanted

to send them shopping?

Not to the Hudson Bay

department store. Ms. Collette.

I'm talkin' aboot the

actual Hudson Bay.

Like.

Put them all oot in the water'?

That's just so wrong.

The Canadian Union of

Fascists was founded right here.

In Winnipeg by a Manitoban.

And over in Quebec. you had

the big kahuna of crazy himself.

The nuttiest of all nut bars.

Adrien Arcand.

The self-proclaimed

Canadian fuhrer.

So. this Arcand guy was.

Like. Canadian Hitler?

Is that as bad as.

Like. Canadian Idol?

- Nothing's as bad as Canadian Idol.

- Right?

Let me take you back to

a time in Canadian History

this nation has tried

so very hard to forget.

In this trying time...

Adrien Arcand

was an anti-Semitic journalist

in Montreal who spearheaded

a series of fascist political

movements in Quebec before

the start of World War ll.

Why are you hungry?

Why are you unemployed?

Is it. as our ally in Germany.

Adolf Hitler. tells us,

the fault of the Canadian Jew?

Yes. it is!

Now Henry Hamilton Beamish

suggests that to save

Canada from ethnic ruin.

We must send all Canadian Jews

to Madagascar.

Instead. we at the Parti

National have a better plan.

First. we will round

up all Canadian Jews

and ship them off

to the Hudson Bay.

Then we will fire cannons

at their boats

and sink them!

Why are you not applauding?

Naturally.

These atrocious ideas

were met with derisions

from the good and

mighty people of Quebec.

This plan is the sh*t!

But not everyone in

attendance that day was from Quebec.

Wunderbar! Wunderbar!

Andronicus Arcane

was a brilliant scientist

from Berlin who was teaching at the

University of Lachute in Quebec

when he first heard the

clarion call of the Nazi Party.

So. Adrien Arcand took Andronicus

Arcane under his wing.

And soon there were more.

These jackbooted thugs

would torment immigrants

and minorities

throughout Montreal.

They called themselves the

National Unity Party of Canada.

Which was a very

polite way of saying

Canadian Nazis.

So what ever happened

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