Yoga Hosers Page #3

to sophomore mixers. I thought.

Yeah. right. C'mon. Tabs,

we all know you can't think.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. okay.

When I went to count out

the register tonight.

The back room was a mess.

Yeah?

Colleen.

Okay. they can't be

practicing in the back

of the store anymore. Bob.

Last year. they blew out

the power with their amps.

Yeah. it's bad enough the

two of them are always

with their faces in their

phones behind the counter.

Such pretty faces too.

Pretty faces.

Lock up the store and go

play their so-called music

in the backroom with

that pederast loser.

- He's not a loser.

- God knows what else. eh?

That's disgusting.

Absolutely disgusting.

And. like. who are we? You?

Skeezing on losers

is your superpower.

This isn't skeezing. okay?

I fell in love with your father.

After he made you manager.

And as manager.

You know what I've noticed?

Where'd all the

beaver stuffies go?

Not the beavers!

Oh yeah.

- No. that's a big seller.

- Yeah. yeah.

They didn't sell 'em.

I checked the receipts.

She checked

She checked the receipts.

Where'd all my beavers go?

Frankly. Tabitha. I don't

give a damn about your beavers.

Goddamned yoga hosers.

Where's little

Miss Wo-Manager going?

We're just gonna go in

our room and we're gonna

I'm gonna we're just gonna

go watch a movie.

- Okay?

- Oh can you just do me a favor?

Can you just leave

the door open. though?

Love you. Dad.

Close the door. Bob.

All the way. Bob.

She told me not to.

God. she's the daughter.

Bob, not the parent.

You're in charge. not her.

What do you want me to do. eh'?

That's my little girl.

That's my little girl.

I'm your little girl. Bob.

Bob. do you wanna ride

the Ferris Wheel. Bob?

Don't talk about the

Ferris Wheel. don't talk about

Wanna go for a ride

on the Ferris Wheel?

I don't wanna Oh!

You wanna jump in

the bouncy house?

You'll let me jump

in the bouncy house?

Twice.

- Oh. my god.

- What. you finished already?

Oh. come on.

I'm sorry. sorry.

What is she playing?

Babe I'm leavin'

I must be on my way

- The time is drawing near.

I used to sing this to her

when she was a baby.

- My train is going

- I see it in your eyes.

The love. the need,

your tears.

She she just remembers it.

But I'll be lonely without you

And I'll need your love

to see me through.

She's just growing up so fast.

You know?

So please believe me my

heart is in your hands.

Cause' I'll be missing you.

You know it's you Babe.

Whenever I get weary

and I've had enough.

Feel like giving up.

- - You know

it's you Babe.

Giving me the courage and

the strength I need.

Please believe

That it's true.

Babe I love you.

Goddamned yoga hosers.

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