When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #5

I caused Ah Guang's death

Will you be happier if I'm dead?

I'll jump off this building

if you want me to!

I'm really sorry

I know they went too far

I've already scolded them

I'm really sorry

Don't talk about it!

Just thinking about it makes me angry!

How do you do, uncle?

You look as weird as I do

He won't speak to you

How can you be so sure?

Uncle, very few look as suave as you do

playing chess

How can this old man be suave?

He's suave!

Look!

He looks so fit!

He used to be a stuntman

Stuntman?

He's still as fit as before!

Look over there

What's that?

He's old, yet insists on doing chin-ups

everyday

He's mad!

It's so high up!

He really does chin-ups?

Why don't you give it a try?

No way

I don't do things like that

Didn't you do chin-ups in the army?

I was a clerk in the army

I don't do chin-ups

I stay in the office

Drinking 7-up

Just one chin-up will do

No

Just one

No

Just one!

No

Listen to me!

Do it for your father!

Do I have to?

Definitely!

I'll help you! Come on!

Just once

Come on!

Go on!

One

Two

Three!

Use your strength!

And again!

You're nearly there

Buck up!

Buck up!

Buck up!

Buck up!

You're nearly there!

Buck up!

Buck up!

You're nearly there!

I'm letting go on the count of three

One

Two

Three!

Congratulations!

You did it!

Congratulations!

Success!

Dad! I did it!

Dad!

Dad

Don't worry. You dad's just acting cool

In fact, he's elated

Let's play chess with him

It's my turn, uncle

Six!

Now it's your turn!

Six!

Look at that!

Romantic comedies always have hunks and

babes!

That's right

Look at that!

Even the toilets and

storerooms look perfect!

How is that possible?

Hunks and babes are more

attractive to watch

Who wants to watch people

like us fall in love?

[Falling in love?]

[Us?]

[Oops! What did I just say?]

[How silent...]

[Feels weird...]

[Say something!]

I knew it!

A third party always turns up!

Look at that!

Coming...!

Who can it be?

Open up!

Open up!

Have you two stopped speaking?

He no longer likes me

Didn't I tell you, men are all alike!

They open up like

floodgates if they like you

and clam up when they lose interest

I'm okay

He'll take me back once he

realises I'm here with you

Can I stay here for a few nights?

I've rented your room to him

You can sleep with me tonight

You two are going to sleep on the same bed?

What's wrong?

Didn't you two split up?

Wouldn't it be weird to share a bed?

We were one weird couple

When we were together, we slept on separate

beds

But when we split up, we share a bed

Or else?

You can share a bed with me tonight

Be careful if he rapes you!

Oh! Please don't rape me!

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