When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #4

I'll think of you when I'm kissing my wife

I'll remember your tongue when I'm eating

duck's tongue

It'll be very tragic for me, you know?

Some things you just can't try

You are...

You are...

You are...

You are...

SH*T!

Will your mother be okay if she sees me?

Yes! Yes!

If your mother asks if I'm

your boyfriend or girlfriend

what will you say?

Can you dress more like a man

Talk more like a man

Style your hair more like a man?

Hello!

I cannot cut my hair!

Then can you change your clothes!

Dress normally

Don't be so stylish!

Hey, I'm a stylist

All my clothes are stylish

I don't have ordinary clothes

Then you can wear mine!

Yours?

Your clothes are not ordinary.

They're ugly!

Extraordinarily ugly!

You're so immature!

I'll be upset if I'm your mother

We haven't spoken in ten years

Your son doesn't act like a man

so it must hurt

But you're really hurting me by not

acknowledging me

Oh my god!

What are these?

You'll wear this out?

They're so old-fashioned

And these?

You dare to wear this?

They're hideous!

And what's this?

You'll wear this to Mother's grave?

She'll die again if she sees you in this!

This is my friend, Teochew...

Just call him Teochew

This is my brother, Don

and my sister, Sharon

Sis, are you bringing him to meet Mother?

Is there a problem?

Have you ever kissed my sister?

Have you ever touched her breasts?

Has my sister touched you there...

Hey! I'm not a prostitute!

You friend...

Teochew!

Do you know how to change light bulbs?

Did he pass you test?

I don't think so

Why not?

He's weird

How am I weird?

Just weird

Well, he don't look like a man, nor a woman

How could you say that?

Sis!

He won't do!

Mother will get a fright if she sees him!

I'm so mad at the both of you!

You two drive me up the wall!

They say you don't look like a man, nor a

woman!

How can you simply walk away?

You need to fend for yourself!

Have you forgotten what happened ten years

ago?

I'm not going to say it again!

You're my brother! Please act like a man!

I'm just trying to put Mother at ease

by bringing him to meet her!

Who cares if he's a man or a woman?

He's a man, you know?

Can you be more understanding?

Help me out a bit...

You say I don't look like a man or a woman!

Do you know that you sister and I can get

married!

We can apply for a flat together!

If we're not careful, I can even get her

pregnant!

I don't look like a man, nor a woman?

She's the one who don't look

like a man, nor a woman!

They said I don't look like a man or woman!

It must be out of spite because I'm

better-looking

Don't you agree?

Pa! I'm your son!

Won't you speak up for me

when others insult me?

What do I have to do?

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