When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #3
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into another lecher's apartment!
How dare you eat my bean curd?
I'll treat you to delicious bean curd!
Had a dream?
I had a nightmare
How about you?
I also had a nightmare
How coincidental
Yes, isn't it?
Back to sleep then!
"Mother has a problem with her spine"
"Mother has a problem with her spine"
"Her knee is affected too"
"Her knee is affected too"
"So she can't walk"
"So she can't walk"
"We'll take care of mother"
"We'll take care of mother"
Both your Hainanese is so awful
Our relatives will vomit
blood if they hear it!
Sis, how do you say 'first love" in
Hainanese?
"First love" is (gibberish)
Do you know what you're saying?
I'm a natural at this!
"Uncle is tall, auntie is short.
When he pees, she peeps"
Sis!
"I'm staying out tonight" is...
"Tonight no home..."
"no sleep..."
"no home sleep..."
"home sleep home..."
"You two are driving me to my grave!"
What's the time?
It's half past three
What is today's date?
Today's the ninth
How old am I?
Mother, you're sixty
How about you?
How old are you?
You had me when you were twenty
You're so old already?
How old are your siblings?
Your son's thirty-three
Your daughter's twenty-eight
Mother, stop with your questions
Just rest
You have to take care of
your younger siblings
I'm the eldest. I'll take care of them
Who's taking care of you then?
I don't need to be taken care of
You're all by yourself...
Are you a man or woman?
I'm your daughter, mother
You're a woman living on your own
How can you not have anyone taking care of
you?
I have someone taking care of me
Is it a he or she?
It's a guy
Really?
Really
I've been getting closer to a male friend
Bring him to meet me
It's not convenient
Bring him to meet me
He's busy with work, mother!
Bring him to meet me...
Boss
I have no other choice
You're just too good-looking!
Look at that bald patch...
You're still look handsome
You have a big paunch
You're still look handsome
You look like an uncle...
but still, you're handsome!
I know I look handsome
But this is not a matter
of how handsome I am
With my standards, why
would I fall for you?
Your mother wouldn't believe it
My mother's short-sighted,
she can't see well
But I can't get past myself!
Love is a magical thing
Either you have it or you don't
Anyone can tell at one glance
Boss, please just help me
Just give it a try
Bear with it and it'll be over in a flash
If your mother asks us to kiss
what do we do?
She won't, will she?
We'll be embarrassed when we meet in the
office
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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